What Is She Looking At?

Is this too many Kate Bosworth posts? Sorry. It’s just that I’m so pleased that she’s gained some weight. I’m worried about that first picture. It looks like someone gouged out her eyeballs.

Her shoes and dress are bloody awesome.

Don’t Stand Next To Nicole Richie

You’ll just end up looking fat by association. The exemption to this rule is Amy Winehouse. She should stand next to Nicole Richie all night long. You can tell Nicole totally feels superior in this picture, though. That other chick comes off as dumb and overeager.

She’s Starting To Piss Me Off

Will the men in Jessica Simpson’s life politely tell her to cover up her stupid breasts? No one CARES dammit. You have big breasts, Jessica. We get it! Now go have some kids and stop having your picture taken in these ridiculous get-ups.

Is James Franco Still Hot?

Us Weekly is calling him the “hot guy of the week” or some chum like that. This is dear James in character as that other hot James — James Dean. No one will ever be hotter than James Dean, in my book.

Funny how Spiderman 3 opens pretty soon. Is everything a gimmick or what?

I Am Probably Wrong For Saying This

But this must be what it looks like when these two do the nasty. I stole this off the Us Weekly site and I have a hunch they [the folks at Us Weekly] knew what they were doing when they conjoined these two pictures. Tsk, Tsk.

Is He Still Cute?

Sometimes I get confused. Unequivocally, I hate his damned haircut. These are some shots of him in the new issue of Gotham magazine. What the hell is Gotham magazine? Is it published by Bruce Wayne Enterprises or something?

Coachella Sucks

The Coachella Valley Music Festival was this weekend, and it pissed me off again. I didn’t go, but half of Hollywood did. Scarlett Ho-hansson even showed up onstage with the Jesus and Mary Chain. Is that disgusting or what? I’m sorry, but this doesn’t seem to be about the people anymore.

Hollywood makes me barf. The usual bands-cum-Hollywood sluts came out (you know, like the Red Hot Chili Peps). Apparently Kellie Osborne and Amy Winehouse are jolly good friends. Ew, I won’t even comment further on Ho-hansson. Why the hell is Drew Barrymore here? Shouldn’t she be framing her People’s 50 Most Immodest Beautiful cover?

I’ll Miss This Fool

If you’re following the whole Rosie O’Donnell exodus from the view, you may find this interesting. Then again, you might not. I’ve sorta been following it (not hardly at all), and I stumbled across some guy’s article in the Hollywood Reporter that says Rosie’s leaving the show had nothing to do with a “contract dispute.”

No duh. Apparently this guy thinks that the producers saw her as too big of a liability in the age of Don Imus, and made a preemptive strike by firing her behind before she dragged the show down into an abyssmal gob of controversy.

Source: Hollywood Reporter

Nice Legs!

In addition to screwing things up for already troubled families (i.e., Alec Baldwin’s voice message to his “little pig”), TMZ.com has also gone to the trouble of compiling a list of celebrities with nice legs.

I was hoping someone would do this!

This is just a sample of their prestigious findings. I’m thinking that it must be damn near impossible to find a dumber picture of Beyonce.

I guess Carrie Underwood has nice kegs. She’s not very bright, though. Most people sit on the toilet the other way. They don’t need to sing about their business either.

X-tina Aguilera is aces. She sings like butter, and her legs are good, too.

I called this fool’s hot little legs first! I said she looked like a retard with hot legs hella days ago.

For more on this, er, “story”, check out the source — TMZ.

Bonesworth Really Did Gain A Few!

From the looks of it, the boney lass gained two whole ounces. She’s pretty damn near voluptuous, really.

"Open-Open-Open"

Remember those ludicrous Mervyn’s commercials where those dumb ladies are waiting outside the store at the butt-crack of dawn, waiting for the store to open? Why does this picture remind me of that?

So here’s Hillary Duff, headed to her nearest Mervyn’s Department Store. I think she may be buying something for her sister, Haylie. That Haylie Duff is definitely a Mervyn’s girl.

According to Lily Allen, Posh Spice is "Horrendous"

I have never heard a song from this purported chanteuse. All I ever hear about is her talking shit about people. That’s cool, though; I enjoy it. Basically she says Posh Spice Victoria Beckham lacks originality, and is a scorched bone with peroxided hair (okay, those weren’t her exact words).

I’ve seen pictures of Posh. Lily is telling the truth.

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