I love her, and I’m not ashamed!

“John is smiling with his mouth curled up on the left side of his face — the side controlled by the emotional right hemisphere. This smile shows he is really happy, but trying to play it cool. Look how he plays it cool by pulling his arm (that would normally be around her) all the way in and across his body like a bashful little boy.”

Um, okay!!! The above quote is from some silly body-language article on the Us Weekly site. Apparently Jessica Simpson and John Mayer (whom the good boys at Us Weekly have dubbed “Johnnica”) are totally ‘on’.

Would you like my interpretation? The inner Lesbo in John is finally beginning to emerge. Ha! Kidding. I think they’re cute together, but this picture totally makes John look like a perv. And enough with the blasted celebrity-name hybrids. Too stupid. That shit lost its charm with ‘Brangelina’.

Oh, and that is one HUGE bottle of demon liquor on their table.

Source: Us Weekly