I’m with Jimmy

Jimmy Kimmel is apparently in some beef with an “editor” at GAWKER, a celebrity blog (like this one, sorta, only with readers).

He guest-hosted Larry King (Barely)Live a few days back and told her that she was “going to burn in hell” or something of that nature for some stalking shit she condones on her blog.

She thinks he’s stupid and being overtly defensive.

I don’t really know what the hell the whole story is because, frankly, I’m too damn lazy to investigate, but I am totally with Jimmy Kimmel on this one. He is a cool bitch. That’s all I have to say.

Oh, I guess I do have something else to say: Jimmy Kimmel should dump Sarah Silverman because she looks like she has rancid breath.

Source: Us Weekly

Meanwhile, In Iraq…

She’s still rocking the brown wig. I guess John Mayer only digs brunettes or something. I think JS is pretending to camp — right there in the “wilds” of Malibu.

I find this funny. That guy fixing her wig looks like sooo serious. Is that other guy tying her blouse? Is she that damn stupid that she can’t do that her damned self?

Can you imagine the conversation those guys have with their parents?

Parents: Hi, honey! How was work today?

Guy: I had to drive all the way to Malibu and play with Jessica Simpson’s lace-front wig.

Parents: That’s why we sent you to college, honeybunch. We’re so proud of you, son!

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Oops. I guess I’m one to talk!

Jennifer Hudson is sort of cute, actually.

Is this like, the first “candid/paparazzo” shot of Jennifer Hudson? For her this could either be a blessing or a curse. Black Paris is even dressing like White Paris – stupid hoodie, dumb skirt. They probably even get the same type of weave process.

This is Black Paris on the set of Winged Creatures in Los Angeles last week or something.

Can’t wait to not see the film!

If she only had a brain…

In the latest issue of Harper’s Bazaar, Gwen Stefani makes the admission that she has been on a diet since the sixth grade. She’s about forty-five now, I think, so that makes it several decades that she has been on a so-called”diet”. A diet of what, by the way? Platinum-blonde hair dye and narcissism?I’m sort of irritated she’d even admit this crap. What an encouraging message to young (Harajuku) girls everywhere! Starve yourself so you can dress like a slapper!

And why does she act like she’s seventeen years old? It’s not cute and it’s not charming (anymore). Gwen, you are a woman — start acting like it! And please think about superannuating that pout: everytime I see it on your face, I just want to slap the stupid out of it.

Royal Blunder.

They once were a happpy couple. But, unfortunately, Prince William and his slapper-commoner main bird, Kate Middleton, have split up. The couple were together right about five years and met at university in England.

Kate doesn’t look quite so happy in this photo, but I am totally manipulating the truth. This is an old pic, before the wanker ever split with her. The sources say that the split was “amicable”. Yeah, bloody right. What do you peeps take us for, a bunch of sodding wankers? “Amicable” is straight-up code for “he/she can’t stand looking in his/her pasty face anymore.”

Sigh. I love my Brits. Hope they get back together, because I like this tiny-lipped and tiny-hipped bird.

You know the Queen mother is celebrating, though — straight-up.