Keira and Rupert, Version 2.0

Rupert got a haircut! It would have pushed me over the edge if it turned out like Orlando’s glam-rocker-disco-dyke haircut. Orlando looks gross with his haircut, I much prefer his naps.Rupert actually looks better, though.

Keira has finally morphed into the old, mad English Woman she has been threatening to turn into for some time.

Together, they look like an episode of Midsomer Murders.

Pirates of the Mediterranean

How cool is that — the bus sign says “Positano”. Where I come from, I see bus signs that say “Downtown/Pico.” I prefer Positano, as this would place me in the vicinity of the Mediterranean. Sigh.

Oh yeah, Colin Farell! Well, here he is loking like a gnarled pirate, and I guess he’s got a new bitch. She’s cute, ethnic-looking. I love how he does that — goes for the non-blondes.

Long-live Colin!

Adam Brody Gets Around

Wow, the second Adam Brody post in a week! Here’s the little slut in New York, waiting for his new movie to bomb open.

Hood ( ie ) rats

Ashlee Simpson and her mildly retarded boyfriend, Pete Wentz, keep showing up together in hoodies. What the hell is this about?

She’s gained a few pounds — I like that.

The World’s Sexiest Couple…

… of aliens, I mean! Tomkat was in New York the other day, raising money for something to do with 9/11 and Scientology. “Kate” looks like a waxy mannequin from the 1980s and Tom looks like his neck just threw up. Aside from that, the event managed to raise about 1.3 million converts dollars.