Venus De Afro

I am totally feeling this. She is worth her weight in gold, squared — I’m so happy about this new look, it howtz.

Source: Ybf

Preggers

Milla Jovovich is preggers. She is going to have the child of Paul Anderson, the guy who directs all of her Resident Evil films.   She’s like the female Chris Tucker!!!  Anyway, it’s good to know he’s not firing blanks.  God, that was cowny! 

The Word’s Happiest Couple

… has got to be John Mayer and Jessica Simpson.

What The Hell Is This?

I don’t think you’ll see anything dumber than this today. I like the guy on the right the best — he’s seems a little uncoordinated.

Do Actors Get Unemployment Checks?

Just wondering. Mischa Barton looks crazy/hideous. Didn’t I just yell at Kirsten Dunst’s ass for wearing these jaundice-colored boots?

Mischa looks like a cult member.

The cult of UGLY.

Katherine McPhee

I just don’t like this girl. I don’t like her poses or her singing or her boobs or her pseudo-bulimia. All in all, at best, she is a busted Posh Spice.

Here’s a shot of her looking less stupid:

I’m Not Sure If This Is Better

She sort of looks like a blow-up tranny doll or something. Or an albino member of the Black Panthers.

Hardcore Water

The folks at Vitamin water have added a new flavor. It’s called XXX.

When I see those three letters I either think of those bad Vin Diesel films or Paris Hilton and Joe Francis.

I’m pretty sure TMZ added the pics. Ha ha.

Source: TMZ

Do You Know Who I Am?

Ever notice that when you type some celeb names into an image search engine, some really HIDEOUS fan sketches pop up, as well?

Here is my ode to bad celeb sketches (actually some aren’t half bad!)

So, do you know who this is?

The correct answer will be posted tomorrow!

Newly-Living in Sinners

These two are moving in together.

Yuck.

Source: People.com

What a Shocker

According to MSN.COM:

The Warner Bros. drama “In the Land of Women” opened at a weak No. 8 with $4.9 million. The movie stars Adam Brody as a heartbroken writer who moves in with his grandmother and forges a relationship with a neighbor (Meg Ryan) and her teenage daughter.

Am I psychic or what.