I’ll Miss This Fool

If you’re following the whole Rosie O’Donnell exodus from the view, you may find this interesting. Then again, you might not. I’ve sorta been following it (not hardly at all), and I stumbled across some guy’s article in the Hollywood Reporter that says Rosie’s leaving the show had nothing to do with a “contract dispute.”

No duh. Apparently this guy thinks that the producers saw her as too big of a liability in the age of Don Imus, and made a preemptive strike by firing her behind before she dragged the show down into an abyssmal gob of controversy.

Source: Hollywood Reporter

Nice Legs!

In addition to screwing things up for already troubled families (i.e., Alec Baldwin’s voice message to his “little pig”), TMZ.com has also gone to the trouble of compiling a list of celebrities with nice legs.

I was hoping someone would do this!

This is just a sample of their prestigious findings. I’m thinking that it must be damn near impossible to find a dumber picture of Beyonce.

I guess Carrie Underwood has nice kegs. She’s not very bright, though. Most people sit on the toilet the other way. They don’t need to sing about their business either.

X-tina Aguilera is aces. She sings like butter, and her legs are good, too.

I called this fool’s hot little legs first! I said she looked like a retard with hot legs hella days ago.

For more on this, er, “story”, check out the source — TMZ.

Bonesworth Really Did Gain A Few!

From the looks of it, the boney lass gained two whole ounces. She’s pretty damn near voluptuous, really.

"Open-Open-Open"

Remember those ludicrous Mervyn’s commercials where those dumb ladies are waiting outside the store at the butt-crack of dawn, waiting for the store to open? Why does this picture remind me of that?

So here’s Hillary Duff, headed to her nearest Mervyn’s Department Store. I think she may be buying something for her sister, Haylie. That Haylie Duff is definitely a Mervyn’s girl.

According to Lily Allen, Posh Spice is "Horrendous"

I have never heard a song from this purported chanteuse. All I ever hear about is her talking shit about people. That’s cool, though; I enjoy it. Basically she says Posh Spice Victoria Beckham lacks originality, and is a scorched bone with peroxided hair (okay, those weren’t her exact words).

I’ve seen pictures of Posh. Lily is telling the truth.

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