So Long, Hawaii!
My homegirl, Kate B. is back from her vacation in Hawaii. Here she is with her blond studmuffin, James Rousseau, who’s charitably flashing us the pit of his tummy. He has a nice block of teeth, I might add.
Below, the two of them are chowing down on NYC street vendor hotdogs. I am continually amazed at the things photographers will film these days.
The Morton Salt Girl
Keira Knightley looks happy on the set of her new movie The Time of Their Lives: The Story of the Morton Salt Girl. Just kidding about the part following the colon. FYI: This is the movie that Lindsay Lohan backed out on just days before shooting was set to begin. By “backed out” I mean she got denied insurance because she’s a raging coke whore.
Fergie Is Big On Fitness
She’s doing calisthenics on the beach. C-A-L-I-S-T-H-E-N-I-C-S.The tension in her face bothers me. Why do famous people insist upon working out in public? It’s gross.
Crazy In The EYEBALLS PT.II
Denise Richards is looking crazy in the eyeballs. Nicole Kidman has the same genetic disorder (just click on the Nicole Kidman Category if you don’t believe me). Apparently this happens when your husband is either a little on the skany side or has the advanced potential for substance abuse problems.
Jean Harlowe’s Ghost
Just another pic from the Costume Institute Gala. Kate Bosworth looks adorable. However, she also looks like she was born in 1909. I don’t think the theme of the evening was The Gilded Age, but I could be wrong. Kate attended the ball with her boyfriend Clark Gable James Rousseau. They had a gay old time.
I Love Eccentric Anorexics!
I sort of love Amy Winehouse more everyday despite the fact that I’ve never heard any of her music. She’s sort of nuts. I love how her hair weighs more than she does. I also love how she gathers up the strength to actually go street shopping. She probably went right home and took a nap.
Kill This Trend Dead!
The modern-day Lederhosen look needs to die a swift and violent death. Shorts and suspenders are usually bad enough all on their own and typically don’t require the aid of fusion to boost the fug quotient.
Fergie’s shirt looks like a portal to another planet. The talisman around her neck only adds to the primordial chaos.
Disturbing
It was inevitable that someone would try to cash in on the Don Imus sitch. Kick Ass pictures, a distinguished Porno Chain of some sort has gone ahead and put together a piece of shit “film” called — you guessed it — Nappy Headed Hos. They made sure that all their hired hos had tight, curly hair or something just to meet the “truth in advertising” standard or something.
This cover is tame shit. I’ve seen worse on Venice Beach.
I like how the girl in the middle knotted her wife beater. She has pretty hands. I understand these porn girls will basically sink to the lowest of the lows — but this makes my stomach hurt.
Thanks, Don Imus!
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