Can "What Not To Wear" Broadcast A "Celebrity" Edition?

Claire Danes is in need of a stylist and a conscience. How she manages to steal boyfriends away from other women is beyond my realm of expertise. I guess she’s pretty, in a way. I used to think she was pretty on My So-Called Life. But that was like 500 years ago, and she has since stopped making the effort to work with what she got.

I’m just going to come right out and say what’s weighing on my chest: She has a very long torso. This dress makes it two times longer.