Help Me
Hello, all yee faithful!
I’ve been doing a little experimenting on wordpress: I have basically duplicated this blog on wordpress at Kate Blogsworth.wordpress.com . Click the link to pay a glance.
I came up with the name on a dumb whim (remember that splurge of Kate Bosworth publicity cuz she gained three pounds?), and now I’m sort of stuck with it because I paid for an upgrade and that mess won’t transfer over if I create another Whither Goest Thou?! What the hell was I thinking?
Anyways, which layout do you prefer? I need to get rid of one of these blogs, stat.
Should I keep the BLOGGER (whithergoestthou.com) or the WORDPRESS (KateBLOGsworth)?
I promise to change the silly wordpress title as soon as I feel okay about forking over some dough.
Lemme know, cuz you seriously do not want to trust me with this.
Anna
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Thanks, er “Tanya Turner”. Footballers Wives is the best, innit?
Is Kate Bosworth A GD Beyotch?
Apparently the attenuated starlet and her new beau, James Rousseau got into a quarrel or something last week and it carried over into his hailing of a taxicab. This mess went down last Thrusday around 7:02 pm on 7th Ave. and 10th St. in NYC. I don’t know why we need the locus, but some weirdo actually reported this with precision!
The weirdo said that he [James R.] was “trying to hail a cab, but he couldn’t get one fast enough for Kate. She then started walking away to hail a cab herself. She was pissed.”
She later blew his ass off, and had a ball with Helena Christensen.
Granny Goose
First off, the title of this post is reserved for Brit. All I really have to say about her is that, once again, she looks quite stupid. What is with that purse? It’s a purse only a Bratz doll could love. Oh, and I never really noticed before, but she has baby arms.
Madonna looks like a skull.
From Lindsay To Kelly. . .
According to the boys over at People.com, RCA wanted Kelly Clarkson to record some song that Lindsay Lohan had already recorded for her new album, My December! Kelly balked (as she should have), and opted to go with her own writing team. You have probably heard all about how the record company men wanted to shelve her album because they thought it bit (past tense of bites). I would have mentioned this sooner if I knew it would get this sordid.
Clarkson is quoted saying that “they were just sending me stuff that was like almost insulting. I’m like, ‘You can’t even find new songs? You don’t want me to write my album but you’re sending me hand me downs?’
Word. I just want to know what crappy song it was. Was it Rumors? That song sucks. I took my little sister shopping in the Junior’s Department at Macy’s in downtown San Francisco and that piece of crap came on. I wanted to seriously pop out my eardrums.
Valley Of The Dolls
Beyonce channeled Jacqueline Suzanne the other day in Milan. She’s the lady who wrote the Valley of the Dolls, that book about actress-types eating pills for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It was written in the 60s or 70s — I had a feeling you would find this interesting.
Not Cool Anymore
Why do starlets still pose with the lowered sunglasses and the come-hither glance? It’s not only really stupid, but it automatically really makes you seem extra lame and slutty.
Barenaked Lady
Hollywood types have weird mommas. In the film she is currentlly filming [The Best Time Of Their Lives], (penned by her mother no less), Keira Knightley will more oft than not be seen barenaked.
Maybe that’s a good thing, though. I’ve seen the stills from this particular shoot, and she and Sienna Miller were dressed in some really bad clothing. Keira insists that she’s an actress and her body is her “tool,” blah blah blah, and that she has “European” ideas about nudity.
Thieving Whores!
Apparently people are turning all savage and stealing the posters from the new Pirate’s of The Caribbean movie. Posters featuring Orly Bloom were the most often stolen.
Stop looking at me.
Gisele Understands Britney’s Disease
I guess all girls freak out and shave their heads bald when things go rough in the romance department. Gisele Bundchen says she pulled a ‘Britney’ and denuded her scalp when things went rocky with Leonardo Di Caprio.
“It was not a fun time in my life, but I know the shame and torment Britney went through, when she cut all her hair off… I immediately regretted my hasty decision and flew to Brazil to hide out with my family till it grew back. I’ll never cut it again—I think my success as a model is down to my boobs and my hair.”
I thought it was her brains. This is a pic of she and Bar Refaeli, I think.
Sorcery: The National Ledger
Lily Allen’s Bully
Yesterday I posted that mess on Lily Allen and her existential breakdown on MYSPACE. MYSPACE is like the new drunk-dialing. People need to count to ten or something before they hit “SEND.”
Anyway, part of what fueled Lily’s deep funk was some comment by this British chick , Cheryl Tweedy. Apparently she said Lily was a “chick with a dick.”
That must’ve hurt her real bad. But anyway, Lily basically took back her weight gripes, and assured her fans that she was going to indulge in pasta. She was just having a weak moment. She also blogged that Cheryl is a dumb bitch who takes off her clothes for a living, married a footballer, and sings songs that she doesn’t even write, and thus, shouldn’t feel at all proud of her stupid self.
Um, why the hell would you let this Britney wannabe get under your skin? I’m disappointed, Lily! By the way, this Cheryl Tweedy is a racist slag! I checked the web and I found this out: In 2003, she got into a fight with an ethnic gal named Sophie Amogbokpa. “Tweedy was subsequently charged with racially aggravated assault (she had allegedly called Amogbokpa a “Jigaboo” among other racial slurs) and assault occasioning actual bodily harm.”
A jury found her guilty as hell as far as the ‘bodily harm’ charge, but chose to clear her of the racist stuff. She had to do community service and pay the jigaboo for the injuries she caused.
She totally is a racist. Why the hell would you say that someone called you a jigaboo if someone didn’t call you a jigaboo? What the F is a jigaboo?
Sorcery: Wikipedia
Scarlett Johansson Is Really, Really Smart
Um, psyche! She’s one of those folk who say stuff we’ve all heard a hundred times but have managed to convince themselves that they are saying something new. Scarlett says she’s not attacted to “hot guys” and that what’s really important is confidence.
“If somebody is confident in a way you would admire – being strong, funny – that can make someone you might not initially be attracted to more attractive.” Um, no duh! I guess this is supposed to blow our minds because she’s like super hot or something.
She dated Josh Hartnett! That already tells us two things: that she doesn’t go for the hot guys and he doesn’t go for the hot girls. Am I full of it? I guess she can be pretty in a milkmaid kind of way.
Are We Supposed To Feel Sorry For This Thing?
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