The Wardrobe Department Was A Thrift Store

The other day, Keira Knightley warned us that she was going to be nekkid a lot in the movie she’s currently filming with Sienna Miller, The Best Time of Their Lives. I opined that maybe that wasn’t such a bad idea — here’s the reason why I said that.

Ultra Pregnant

Milla Jovovich, star of Ultra Violet and those Resident Evil flicks has been pregnant for a while now, and she reports that she is quietly getting fat, and that it is a joyful experience. She’s been eating a lot and cooking a lot and is looking forward to greeting her bundle of joy. She looks kinda crazy in that first shot. Her baby’s daddy is pleasant, for a Frenchman.

Couples News

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are like a couple – officially. A source who spotted them in England proffered this juicy tidbit to Us Weekly: “They were kissing and holding hands.” That clinches it, then. I guess he likes his women athletic. She’s all blonde now — why?

In other couples news, Denise Richards and Richie Sambora have split up. This actually happened days ago and I probably should have mentioned it sooner, but someone threw my laptop off a balcony the day this story broke.

Daguerreotype courtesy of SplashNews.

Public Service Announcement!

Cameron Diaz would like to remind us all that she has legs — Two of them. She will continue to remind us until they spontaneously combust or something. I’m not hating, I just bore easily of one-trick ponies.

Is This A Disguise?

Winona Ryder looks like a neurotic detective with amnesia who’s probably hiding from herself and shadowing herself at the same time. Ignore that. I think she is only allowed to go out with a power smoothie, shades, a hat, and various undisclosed issues.

Downgrade

Cameron Diaz is now supposedly dating Criss Angel from Mindfreak. Yeah, I don’t really know or care what he’s about, either. All I know is that he is some sort of magic man, and that he looks like the guy from the Goo Goo Dolls, as well as an extra from Point Break.

It’s probably best not to be photographed with him if you are women-folk, because he has the tendency to make us look dirty and busted. However, in Drew’s case, it’s dirty, busted, and nauseous.

He probably smells like a thousand ash trays.

Joan Crawford’s Ghost

Joan Crawford’s Ghost Dita Von Teese came out to haunt Charlize Theron the other night. I’m pretty sure Charlize is trying not to laugh, because this dame is plain weird and spooky. It’s cool how they can capture spirits on film these days! The Braille on her sleeve probably reads: “No wire hangers.”

This is totally random, but she kind of looks like Snoopy.

Non Sequitur

This pic is old as hell but I found it trolling the web while watching American Gladiators last night. I like this shot of Gwen a lot. It reminds me of those impressionist paintings of women gathering lilies or something. If I can find one, I’ll post it laters.

That Rose Is Crying

I’m one of those people who think that plants have feelings, too. That rose is crying inside right now, but I’m sure it was more than happy to sacrifice its petals for a such a lovely picture. This is a shot from Jessica Alba’s spread in next month’s GQ Magazine. I think the GQ stands for Gentrified Quails.

Jessica spews the same mess that all half-naked starlets spew in the article — namely that she wishes that her new projects will help producers get past her “hotness.” That’s the word she used, but I’m sure she said it with that self-effacing, mammoth grin of hers.