Split!
Everyone’s getting dumped today! TMZ just broke the ’story’ that Jessica Simpson and her latest relationship with John Mayer has gone bust. Um, am I supposed to be shocked? I think it may have done something with the fact that over the last three weeks she has quietly, but publicly, morphed into a hooker.
Either that, or the creepiness that is her father and that bizarre sex chatter with her mother did them in.
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P.S. Unless something major happens in the news, this will probably the last post today.
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Anna
Plaid Is The New Black
Plaid is getting a lot of free publicity today (see the Lindsay Lohan post)! I actually think this dress is pretty cool, though. Yea or Nay?
Two Fergies Are Better Than One
Seriously. The true Dutchess of York, Sarah Ferguson, met her blonde shadow the other day and deigned to take a photo with her. You know this picture is going to be all over the damn net, right? Can you say “photo op?” It’s a sad day when you’re supposed to be all hot and fit and you end up looking worse for wear than someone who reached their apex in 1983.
Does Fergie inject wax in her face?
Tawdry Barbie Is Not A Thief !
This has the be one of the weirdest things I’ve heard about Lindsay Lohan that doesn’t involve pharmaceuticals, fugly boyfriends, or fire. Some chick said that Lindsay Lohan went to her house and made off with some of her clothes!
Among the “missing” items were what was delicately described in a lawsuit as a ‘plaid shirt’. The D.A. threw out the case because the plaid shirt Lindsay was photographed wearing didn’t even match pics of the shirt in question, and on top of that, he felt that the woman who filed the charges was sort of retarded.
This is a pic of Linds from that new stripper movie, I Know Who Killed Me.
Amy Winehouse Is Just 23 !
Um, Amy CrackWinehouse is twenty-three years old! She looks more like 23 backwards, though. Here’s some sexy shots of Amy at that Coachella disaster last month.
The dud dude is her fiance . She’s holding a picture of him in the last photo, I gather he makes her blush all over. That’s kind of cute. Oh, yeah — I forgot! They’re getting married in Hawaii.
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Trophy Tranny
It kills me to have to bash people I used to love. But Perry Ferrell and his wife look like ripped, dumpster-diving whores. That’s the only way I can describe this mess. I feel bad for saying this because Perry is nice and all.
Hilary Duff Is Happy
According to Sydney’s Daily Telegraph, famous-for-no-reason Nicole Richie and her “rocker beau,” Joel Madden, have split the hell up. The paper says that the two parted ways after the MTV Australia Video Music Awards last month.Somewhere, Hilary Duff is bucking wildly in her stall.
Oh, I kid! Hilary Duff is purty.
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