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Keira Knightley Needs To Shut Her Gob!

Posted in Keira Knightley, Monica Belluci, Rupert Friend by Anners Scribonia on May 21, 2007

There’s nothing wrong with Keira Knightley, yet she is rumbling on at the mouth again about her lack of bodymeat. Last we heard, she was going on and on about how Beth Ditto was the hottest thing since sliced bread. For some reason, I don’t think Beth Ditto found this complimentary, either.

This time she’s casting a whole load of unneccessary attention on Monica Bellucci. Keira says that she “would love to have tits,” and that she “would love to have Monica Bellucci’s figure.”

Why the hell do I need to know this? So here’s a picure of Monica Belluci. I also included a pic of Keira’s boyfriend, Ruper Friend, because she’s probably going to say she wishes that she had his lovely little figure, too.

Sorcery

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