More Paris Hilton News !

There is a troubling rumor flowing through the gossip mill that this THING will make millions in jail by keeping a journal of her memoirs. A source told The SUN UK that:

There will be details of clashes with prisoners and disgusting meals. . . She thinks this will show she is paying her debt to society.

First off, her so-called “debt to society” won’t properly be paid unless she is crucified on Roberston Boulevard or something. Second, I doubt sincerely that she even possesses the ability to put “pen to paper,” so I’m pretty sure this little memoir will never come into fruition. Why can’t she just go to jail on June 5 and shut the hell up about it?

Sorcery