The Pirate’s Of The Caribbean Premiere Was Lame!

So the Pirate’s of The Caribbean Movie premiere happened last week and from the looks of these pics, it was the place to be! [snicker] Johnny Depp showed up looking like Johnny Depp usually looks when he humbles himself by stepping foot in The United States, and Orlando Bloom looked like a freshly scrubbed student at Brigham Young University. By the way, he seriously needs to grow his hair out because the long tendrils sort of balanced out his size-zero figure (I’m positive that Kate Bosworth was just starving herself to fit into his jeans).Curiously, the cast of Dancing With The Porn Stars showed up. Why? Oh yeah, Terry Hatcher was also there with her daughter, Emerson. It’s creepy that I even know her daughter’s name!