Reporters Are Quite Stupid
Angelina Jolie told a reporter that she was going to take a year off after her next film project is completed. The reporter then asked her if the time off will be for her family. Er, no — I’m pretty sure the time off will be for her to intern at Us Weekly and hang out with the Pussy Cat Dolls. Angelina must be really nice and really patient because she actually responded to this stupidity and said that yes indeed, the time off will be for her family.
Jessica Alba Is A Dork
I like how she’s more concerned with the lurking photogs than she is with the officer who’s about to give her a big fat ticket. Or maybe not. One of the perks of being famous is not having to actually be sited for minor traffic violations.Anyway, Jessica got pulled over for having ultra tinted winows or something, but hey, if I was famous, I’d tint my windows too. They’d be like the blackest sunglasses. She’s probably telling the officer that she shouldn’t get a ticket because she’s a dork. That’s what she just told People.com, anyway. She says that a very huge misconception of her is that she’s all sexy and hot, when really, she is just a silly, silly dork.
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Sanjaya Is A Crack Head
Um, that little kid who almost single-handedly toppled the so-called “integrity” of American Idol reportedly says that he, “Sanjaya,” was an invention, and that he is an art student. The whole Sanjaya thing was his so-called “thesis.”
He claims his name is really Bill Vendall. In a video he sent to TMZ.COM he added (esoterically, I might add) that we hadn’t seen the last of his silly ass, and that he “might pop up on your favorite situation comedy. I might run for President. I might show up as you.”
Get real, bitch! You’re not smart enough to make good on any of those threats. Especially the one about showing up as ‘me’. For the record, I don’t have a favorite situational comedy. I like how he waits till the day of the American Idol finale to prolong his 15 minutes, though.
Jessica Simpson Is So Rock N’ Roll It Hurts
She’ s also a big fat tease – her and that faux boyfriend of hers, John Mayer. Are they split or what? I’m hearing all this bunk that these two got back together. I’m way past caring anymore, if I even cared in the first place. I only report this stuff because that’s the nature of celebrity blogging. Maybe they’re doing this on purpose, because we blogger-types are all up in their business and they think it’s fun to mess with our heads. This had to be his idea, because’s the one with the brains.
All I have to say is that he’s a perv to want to have any part with the Simpson family. They probably all sit around nekkid in a stupid hot tub together and sip Southern Comfort in martini glasses.
Shrek Dress
So I just filched this picture off People or something. I’m a little slow, but is this dress made out of the same material as Shrek’s gorgeous little vest? Is that intentional? Like I said, I’m a little slow. Maybe there was some big fat announcement that the designer was running with some kind of theme and I just missed it. Oh well. Intentional or not, it’s way past fug.
Sex On Heels
I’m not sure if this was intentional or not, but Mary-Kate Olsen looks like a turkey vulture. Either that or Leif Erikkson’s concubine.
Good Mornin’ Y’all!
Hopefully I’ll have some posts out in the next hour or so.
P.S. I think the white background was hurting people’s eyes — that’s what I heard from some of my peeps on my end of the universe. So, I changed it back to the original color scheme. If you think this one blows, I’ll go ahead and change it back to white and blue.
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