I Know Who’s Killing My Career

Lindsay Lohan got arrested yesterday morning for DUI. She’s also getting charged for possesion of blow. That means ‘coke’ as in “cocaine’. She crashed her car into a curb that was minding its own business in Beverly Hills at about 5:30 AM. Let’s just say that nobody’s shocked.

After being treated at a hospital she was swiftly arrested by the police but discharged soon thereafter. Don’t worry – she’ll have her day in court.

Why the hell does Mamma Lohan allow this mess to happen? Linds was caught doing lines on tape! What else do you need to know to understand that your emotionally retarded daughter is headed down the wrong damn path?

Geez! Check her into rehab already.

On This Day In History (May 26th and 27th)

1153 - Malcolm IV became King of Scotland at the age of twelve.

1937 - The Golden Gate Bridge opened in San Francisco, CA.

Yesterday was a big fat day for historical info! Here it is, a day late — so sorry!

1328 – William of Ockham, Franciscan Minister-General Michael of Cesena and two other Franciscan leaders secretly leave Avignon, fearing a death sentence from Pope John XXII.

1538 – Geneva expels John Calvin and his followers from the city. Calvin lives in exile in Strasbourg for the next three years.

1637 – Pequot War: A combined Puritan and Mohegan force under English Captain John Mason attacks a Pequot village in Connecticut, massacring approximately 500 Native Americans.

1647 – Alse Young becomes the first person executed as a witch in the American colonies, when she is hanged in Hartford, Connecticut.

1805 - Napoléon Bonaparte assumes the title of King of Italy and is crowned with the Iron Crown of Lombardy in the Duomo di Milano gothic cathedral in Milan.

1828 – Mysterious feral child Kaspar Hauser is discovered wandering the streets of Nuremberg.

1830 – The Indian Removal Act is passed by the U.S. Congress; it is signed into law by President Andrew Jackson.

1896 – Nicholas II becomes Tsar of Russia.

1906 – Vauxhall Bridge is opened in London.

1938 – The House Un-American Activities Committee begins its first session.

1969 – John Lennon and Yoko Ono begin their second Bed-In for Peace at the Queen Elizabeth Hotel in Montreal.

1992 – Charles Geschke, co-founder of Adobe Systems, Inc. was kidnapped at gunpoint from the Adobe parking lot in Mountain View, California for $650,000 and is held hostage in a rented house in Hollister, California. The FBI rescues him four days later.

1998 – The U.S. Supreme Court rules that Ellis Island, the historic gateway for millions of immigrants, is mainly in the state of New Jersey, not New York.

2004 – The New York Times publishes an admission of journalistic failings, claiming that its flawed reporting and lack of skeptism towards sources during the buildup to the 2003 war in Iraq helped promote the belief that Iraq possessed large stockpiles of weapons of mass destruction.

[Drew Barrymore says "hi"]