All women-folk should have a man like this in their lives

Pete Doherty needs to curb the junkie shenanigans already.  He’s too awesome for this!   For those of you not familiar with Pete, he is notable for fronting the band Babyshambles, getting souped up on drugs, and for pointing Kate Moss toward the direction of hell.  

His newest incident is too rich to recount here in full, so I’ll just jot down the highlights:   First, he refused a cab ride, and then hid in bushes because he thought “demons” were after his arse the other night.  Second, a photographer picked him up and described him as looking ”off his head”, and also said that “his eyes were rolling in his head and it looked like he was dribbling.”   Pete also kept telling him that he was LATE, but never mentioned what for — probably a hot date with his dealer.   Third, Pete got into the photographer’s car, and sat on the booster seat that belonged to the photog’s four-year-old daughter. 

My favorite parts: 

Pete told the driver that he was going to be a “bigger music legend than Paul McCartney”, and bitched about  girls wearing clothes from Kate Moss’s Topshop clothing line!  Later, Pete jumped out of the car when the photographer dude slowed down to make a turn.

I’m pretty sure that Kate is sick to death of hearing about what a catch he is. 

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