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Shag or Gag ?

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Damn!  There are no shots of Luke Roberts from Milehigh  and Holby City on the web!  I found this one site  through the grace of God.  The bird who runs that site is awesome, by the way!   The girl pictured with Luke on the bottom is probably going to kill me if she finds out she’s on my blog.   Shhh!  Don’t tell her. 

Oh yeah, the point of  all this!   Would you shag Luke or does he make you gag?  And by ‘gag’ I just mean you’re not feeling him as much as I am.   I’d shag his arse off, to be  quite honest.    

This scares me.

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Why in God’s name is Diane Sawyer interviewing Nicole Richie?  I mean, there are so many more important things going on the world right now than a rexy pregnant no-talent socialite getting sent to the clink for a DUI!   There’s no way in hell I’m watching this shit.  By the way, when did Joel Madden turn into a polar bear?   He’s HUGE.

Daily Bread

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“Only sick music makes money today.”

[ Friedrich Nietzsche, Der Fall Wagner, Section 5 ]

Categories: Daily Bread, Gwen Stefani

Kiki and Johnny: the saga continues

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Okay, maybe I spoke to  too soon.   D’oh!   Anyway, it looks like Kiki Dunst and Johnny are still doing what they do best — looking dirty together!   Just kidding.  She’s growing on me, even though Afro says that she has teethers like baby corn.   The other day I said they broke up because he was way dirty and liked to ride his scooter through her house, but um, looks like grunge love lives on!

P.S.  Is that the scooter he drove through her house?

P.P.S.  Doesn’t she know that smoking will ravage those looks of hers?

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Links whilst I hibernate

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Kate Holmes looks older.  I wonder if she still gets carded when she buys booze?  Or does Tom not allow that?   Anyway, who cares!   I’m tired and need some sleep.  Be back in the afternoon hopefully.   Here are some funny and interesting posts from my pals Afro-Jamaicano  and Danae — check them out, cuz they’re good peeps.  

  • Does Sean Kingston sing like a white woman?  [  Noticias-Chismes ]
  • If you have red hair, you may not want to visit Great Britain.  [ Danae's Bored ]

* As always, check out my friends on the blogroll!   Have a swell day, slags!

Anna

Categories: Links

Thank Gahd!

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Pete Doherty is finally coming to his damn senses!   He wants Katey back!  Yay!  I’ve been moping for weeks and weeks about their fallout, but now it seems as though Pete understands that Kate is his true love, and he’s making public appeals to win her back.  He told the Daily Mirror to tell Kate that he still loves her, and as for the split, he says: “We fell out for the same old reason. She accused me of f****** this girl who lives around the corner.” 

That’s cute!  But my favorite part of this whole story was the disclosure that Kate called him up two days ago, drunk, and singing “Moon River“. 

P.S.  I posted the lyrics if you’re interested in imagining Kate Moss’s rexy ass slurring all over them with a Stoli Tonic in her hand.  

Sorcery

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Categories: Kate Moss, Pete Doherty

On This Day in History: 300 Edition

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* Prepare for glory, slags!  300 is out on DVD today.   Here’s Tom Wisdom just because he’s hot and I’ve already covered Rodrigo Santoro and Michael Fassbender and Gerard Butler is over-played.  

781 — The oldest recorded eruption of Mt. Fuji (Traditional Japanese date: July 6, 781).

904 – Thessalonica falls to the Arabs, who destroy the city.

1423 — Hundred Years’ War: Battle of Cravant – The French army is defeated at Cravant on the banks of the river Yonne.

1498 — On his third voyage to the Western Hemisphere, Christopher Columbus becomes the first European to discover the island of Trinidad.

1588 — The Spanish Armada is spotted off the coast of England.

1703Daniel Defoe is placed in a pillory for the crime of seditious libel after publishing a politically satirical pamphlet, but is pelted with flowers.

1777 — The United States Congress passes a resolution that the services of Marquis de Lafayette “be accepted, and that, in consideration of his zeal, illustrious family and connexions, he have the rank and commission of major-general of the United States.”

1856 – Christchurch, New Zealand chartered as a city.

1930 – The radio mystery program The Shadow airs for the first time.

1941 – Holocaust: Under instructions from Adolf Hitler, Nazi official Hermann Göring, orders SS general Reinhard Heydrich to “submit to me as soon as possible a general plan of the administrative material and financial measures necessary for carrying out the desired final solution of the Jewish question.”

1976 — Viking program: Viking 1 – NASA releases the famous Face on Mars photo.

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I’ve Figured it Out

July 30, 2007 jane121 12 comments

I think I’ve figured out why I find our homegirl so adorable despite the fact I don’t like any of her films. She is my childhood hero come to life. I never liked any other dolls except for the glamorous barbie. 

I hope this doesn’t mean that when I get sick of her I’m going to shave of her hair and eventually pull off her head (just kidding).

Posted by: Jane

All is right in the world

July 30, 2007 jane121 3 comments

Turns out it was BS about Paris Hilton being cut out of her grandfather’s fortune. The Hilton clan are real close, after all the first place Paris headed after getting out of the slammer was her grandparents place. So not to worry folks, turns out that Paris will be recieving her well deserved millions after all.

P.S. I really think he should have taken away her inheritance. The Hilton was once a respected hotel chain. Now when anybody says ‘Hilton’ and hotel in the same sentence I immediatley think of the type of place where you could catch an STD from the toilet seat or the bedsheets.

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Posted by: Jane

Which Way Does He Swing?: Wentworth Miller edition

July 30, 2007 jane121 9 comments

 

They’re well groomed and they dress in the latest designer clothes. The gay guys at high school were always clamouring to get into drama class and the school of performing arts in our region was nicknamed ’school of poofs ‘n’ tarts’. So which of the many young talented and hunky actors in Hollywood today are in the closet?

Wentworth Miller has been followed by gay rumours since he first came into the public eye. He denies being gay but it is widely rumoured that he is dating fellow actor Luke MacFarlane. What do you guys think?

P.S. Whether he’s gay or straight he is hot and since he is a celebrity and we will probably never meet him he can be whatever us girls (and guys) want him to be.

Posted by: Janers

Guess who Jude Law may be shagging!

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Oh Bloody hell!  I just wrote up a beautiful post and it just died!  Shit!   Sigh.  Anyways, Jude Law may be shagging Cameron Diaz.   Bitch just flew to Americer to wine and dine her crazy-laughing arse.

I could give a toss, though, seeing as he is fastly becoming one of my least favorite crushes of all time!   What the hell!   Cameron Bloody Diaz!   She’s so loud and er… American.   Jude sure likes the blondes!  This is boring and gross, but whatevs, it’s really none of my GD business. 

P.S.  Never thought I’d say this, but bitch needs to reconnect with Sienners.  

Categories: British Peeps, Jude Law

VB is Cheap

July 30, 2007 jane121 5 comments

 

Vicky B’s husband has revealed that she is actually a scrooge.  A waitress at Asis de Cuba in Hollywood recently discovered this when Posh and her pal Katie Holmes recently dined at the restaurant and walked out without leaving a tip. The waitress was then blocked by their security when she tried to chase them out.

This really frustrates me as being a waitress is undoubtably one of those tiring but thankless jobs (not to mention low paying) and Mrs Beckham can’t spare a few dollars for the service provided? She can of course shell out half a million for a new closet in her LA mansion (and probably a few more million for what will be filling that closet). I really think this slag needs to give back to society rather than just frivolously throwing her money away by buying ridiculously outragous luxuries for herself.  Perhaps I should cut her some slack. She does, after all, work really hard for her money.

I don’t really know what it is like to have more money than you know what to do with, but wouldn’t donating to an African orphanage (or other worthy cause) make you more happy and fufilled than spending thousands of dollars on shoes and handbags? Personally, I think Brangelina has got it all figured out.

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Posted by: Jane