Delightful Search Engine Terms

* Since it’s slow and dull as hell all the world over, I thought I’d offer up some  search engine terms folk typed into their browsers that led them to my dumb ass blog.  These are super cool.   By the way, this pic of Emmy Rossum was taken in me backyard.

Emmy Rossum cellulite   –  surely you jest.  She’s like 15.  And I’m talking pounds, not years.

shorts + sienna miller 

Claire Dane’s chest – Did a bloody pilgrim write this?  Chest!  Whoever wrote this, I love you forevers.

depp splits with Moss  – The tense of ’split’ makes me nervous.  They split up like 59 years ago!   : )

sketch of Joel Madden  — I’m sure it’s gorgeous.

Justin Theroux is an asshole    –  Je comprende.

Jude and a Car. Exciting.

TMZ  posted this picture of my unborn baby’s daddy and I don’t know why!  Something about how he was making a weird face and trying to fug himself up, but that it wasn’t working.   Duh!  Jude Law is king kong of hot arsed blokes!   I don’t even know what the hades that means.   Is Jude still dating that beautiful girl he was last seen with?  And by beautiful, I mean demented.  If he is, he needs to hurry up and DUMP her ass because his arse belongsa me.

Not so hot anymore

Colin Farrell and his girlfriend, Muriel-something are in Las Vegas being photographed gnawing at each other’s faces in hot arsed swimming pools and exciting stuff like that.  I opted not to post those pics because we’ve seen them all one thousand and one times. 

Colin Farrell looks old as bloody hell.  He also kind of looks  like a grizzly bear from the neck up.   From the neck down, he’s a hot potato. 

A Hobby Horse Making “air quotes”

Sienner Miller went to the peepee Jeans fashion show.  I mean Pepe Jeans!  Um… there’s really nothing to say about that, though.   I just like posting pictures of Sienna Miller and calling her ‘Sienner’ and ‘hobby horse’ on account of her being British and the possessor a monstrous cranium.   You’d think she had a really big ass brain, but she don’t!

It’s so boring, peeps!  If you have any news, send me some.  My emails on the contact page. 

On This Day in History: Gavin Rossdale Edition

1348:  A Papal bull of Pope Clement VI protects Jews during the Black Death.

1415:  Deemed a heretic, Jean Hus is burned at the stake.

1483:  Richard III is crowned the bloody King of England. 

1785:  The ‘dollar’ is chosen as the monetary unit for the U.S. of A.

1885:  Louis Pasteur successfully tests his vaccine against rabies.

* Gavin Rossdale was the hottest bitch around back in the day.  Is he still hot?  No idear!  If I find more pics of this hot slag I will post them laters.  He acquired fame with his band Bush and then he went and married Gwen Harajuku Stefani, had a little babeeee with her, and was never heard from again.  Just kidding.  He’s acting and shit, I think.  Whatevers!

  

Posts should be back by Saturday –  Sorry guys, but thanks loads for staying with me!

Anna