Orlando Bloom has a GIANT left hand

This chick was blessed by the gods or something.   Orlando Bloom actually took a picture with her.  Lucky slaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!   God, he has BIG hands!  I’m pretty sure someone is going to leave me a comment that informs me that no, he doesn’t really have big hands and that it’s just because of the perspective –  As if I don’t already GD understand this.  It happens everytime!

C-ya slags laters.

Jennifer Aniston brings out the venom in folk

This is sorta random and odd, but I was on the Usmagazine.com site and there was a post about Jennifer Aniston splitting up with that gold-digging boyfriend of hers and some of the comments were crazy as all hell.   Click HERE  if you’re the type to be seduced by such chaos.

On a lighter note, Jennifer just announced that she brushes her beautiful teethers in the shower to save the water.  You have to admit the sop has pretty teethers.

P.S.  She takes a lot of dumb arsed pictures.

Classy

Lindsay Lohan was doing so well in rehab and all.   She was looking healthy and like a normal twenty-one year old slag, and she had to go ruin it with these stupid arse shorts!  Is there some advantage to disregarding your zipper in this fashion?    

Sienner and Diddy Together Forevers?

This is Sienner overkill, I know it, and I apologize in advance.  But that slag can’t keep her tiny booty out of the headlines!  There are all these rumors going around that she split up P. Diddy and his babies momma, Kim Porter.  Maybe he’s into hobby horses!   He should start a collection or something! 

The two were last rumored to be canoodling six months ago and recently a source spotted them together in London at a club and said that “Miss Miller walked into the club, she approached Diddy – real name Sean Combs – and flung her arms around him in a dramatic embrace before appearing to kiss him full on the lips.”

Ooh!   A dramatic embrace!  Well, dramatic enough for Diddy’s girlfriend, Kim Porter to move out of their New Yawk apartment.  

Above is a pic of Sienner taking a breather from a Valentino  (is he still alive?) shoot in Rome, Italy.  Below is an old pic of P.Diddy “sampling” her horsey breath.   Just kidding.  I love Sienner, she’s a darling!

  

Sorcery

On this day in history: Vanessa Paradis Edition

1099 – The first Crusaders march around Jerusalem as the Muslims mock them left and right.

1497 — Vasco Da Gama set sail to India. 

1876 – White supremacists kill 5 black Republicans in Hamburg, South Carolina.  The Republican party used to be very, very, different. 

1889 – The first issue of The Wall Street Journal is published.  By the way Wall St. was so-named because a wall used to be there. 

* Just to shake things up a bit, today’s OTDH is a bird and not a bloke.  Vanessa Paradis is an actress and a singer and momma to Johnny Depp’s chillenz.  She’s awesome.