Someone just terrorized Fergie 20 minutes ago.

Um, this is sort of funny, but I forgot my damn source so hopefully I don’t screw this up too much.   Anyways, Fergie says that every night at 11pm someone turns into the driveway of the abode she shares with Tad Hamilton, er, I mean  Josh Duhamel, and blasts her London Bridge song.   That’s sort of funny, right?  That’s what she gets for writing that crappy song.   Just kidding. 

This sorta reminds me of that whole Denise Richards/ Heather Locklear thing.   I heard that Heather  and her pals used to drive down Denise’s street blasting “Shot in the Heart.”  I mean I’m pretty sure Heather never did that, but someone said she did.   Ha Ha.  

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Angelina Faux-lie

Megan Fox  talks a lot for someone who’s claim to fame is dating Brian Austin Green and being in a movie about robots who metamorphosize!  She claims that there are like 5 folk in Hollywood who don’t do the drugs and that she’s one of them.  The whole town, she says, is one long line of coke waiting to be snorted.   Just kidding.  She didn’t actually say that, but you get the idear.

She claims to have tried just about every illegal substance out there — which is how she knows she bloody well HATES them all — that is, except for Marijuana.  That’s one drug she could smoke all night long, forevers and evers.  Says Megan:  ”I don’t even think of marijuana as a drug – it should be legalised.”

Um… does she know the definition of the word ‘drug’?   Crikey!  I can’t stand this wannabe Jolie!  Does anyone rememember that Angelina Jolie once tried to hire a hit man to kill her own damn self?   That self probably looked and sounded a lot like Megan Fox.

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Short on style

Cameron Diaz has some really LONG and really NICE legs.   But why the hell did she choose to showcase them in these shorts?  I mean, I’m no fashion maven, but these are perfectly ugly, non?  They look like curtain ties for really ugly curtains.   Who designed these, the Pillsbury Doughboy’s gay uncle?

P.S.  She’s still rocking the acid-washed denim jacket she wore on the cover of Seventeen in 1989. 

Graham Cracker

Does anybody know what the hell happened to Heather Graham and her acting career?  The last time I didn’t see her was when she was on that TV show Emily’s Reason’s Why Not.  It got cancelled like in record time and that was sort of sad, I guess.  She’s a good actress so why isn’t she working anymore?  She should’ve played Angelina Jolie’s role in A Mighty Heart.  

Okay, maybe not!   By the way, I don’t know why I labeled this post the way I did. 

P.S.  Hell’s Kitchen comes on tonight.  That’s a good show.  You all should watch it if you haven’t already been seduced by Chef Gordon Ramsey.   I’m going to bed now and I probably won’t be posting again today unless some real heavy NEWS actually happens in Tinseltown.  So, laters folks, and have a smashing day!

Mystery Spot

What in the hades is on Orly’s face?  Mosquito bite?  Jelly?  Maybe a witch scratched him.  It’s not a blemish, because he’s too hot for that stuff. 

Yes, it’s a mighty SLOW news evening!

On This Day in History: Johnathan Rhys Meyer Edition

455 – Roman military commander Avitus is declared Western Roman Emperor.

1357 — Holy Roman Emperor Charles IV helps lay the foundation for the Charles Bridge in Prague.  By the way — have any of you been to Prague?  I heard it is way gorgeous.

1540 — Henry VIII has his marriage to his fourth wife, Anne of Cleves, annulled.

1816 — Argentina declares independence from Spain.

1868 — The 14th amendement to the Constitution is ratified guaranteeing full citizenship to African-Americans and due process to all U.S. citizens.    

* I’m not sure if Johnathan Rhys Meyers is “hot” or anything, but he is sorta interesting.   He was in this hot arse movie called Titus that I recommend to all of you who enjoy strange Shakespeare adaptations.  Johnathan has a girlfriend named Reena Hammer, who he would very much like to start a family with one day, and he is way proud of her because she is an intellectual.   

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On the DL

Kate Moss is serious as surgery about weening herself off Pete Doherty.  She’s reportedly going to hideout in the Caribbean in an attempt to get over his ass.   Says someone who knows her very well (or not at all as these things usually turn out):  “Kate wants to put distance between her and Pete.  She is planning a trip to the tiny island she goes to when she wants to get away from it all. She knows the only way she can cure herself of Pete is by making sure she can’t see him.”

Sounds like a well-hatched plan to me!   Kate also plans to spend this time trying to get her career back on track.  She has spent the past year or so looking like a ”down-and-out groupie” and has come to the realization that her time spent with Pete may have F-ed up her career and her social network right proper.   Apparently folk she used to pal around with in New Yawk gave her a “frosty reception”.   Whatevers!   Ain’t them hos ever heard of unconditional love?

P.S.  Is she hanging out with Sienner Miller in this pic?  Those peasant boots on the right are totally Sienner’s!

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