Lily Allen needs to shut her face

Lily Allen and I will never be proper buddies.  She says stuff I agree with and then she goes saying something that makes me want to sucker punch her in the gut.  She once said Paris Hilton was “useless and hideously untalented,” and said that the folk who bought her album  “should be killed.”  All true, I might add.

Whatevs, now she’s sort of digging Paris in a way that makes me wholly uncomfortable.  Lily just said that she thinks  “Paris is amazing.  I mean she’s hideous, but I think she’s amazing at the same time. . . I love her. I think The Simple Life is genius. I can never figure out if she plays up to it or not.”

Um, nope!   Paris is hideous forevers and will never be amazing.   And The Simple Life is  entertainment for the socially retarted.  Lily Allen needs to just shit the F up from now on because she clearly has no idear what she’s talking about!  Her dress is bloody cute, though.   

P.S.  If any of you enjoy watching The Simple Life, I was just kidding about it being for the socially retarded.

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At play in the fields of the Lord

Since I’ve only been able to post pictures of Britney Spears looking gross I thought it was only fair to post a pic of her being a normal human being.   Here she is having mommy and baby time with Sean Preston and Jayden James.  Cute!   The only thing I have issue with is the fact that she’s at home and this is probably a paparazzi shot.  Why the hell are they all up in her backyard or whatever? 

   

Feeling Woozy

Ashlee Simpson has a tummy ache or something.  Some enterprising tabloid will prob use this shot and say the beauty queen  is knocked up with Pete Wentz’s baby.   Just thought I’d share this with you kind folk.   By the way, does anyone know what Ash is up to besides being photographed doing stupid things? 

Probably not a good idear

Good news peeps!  Amy Winehouse’s papa has loose lips and he’s telling the press over there in England that his daughter and her new hubby are happy as hell together and also ready to start having some chillenz.   Says Papa Winehouse:  ”(Amy and Blake) are thinking of having children soon. She is all caught up in her career at the moment but she often talks about wanting a baby.  You just never know what she’s going to do next.  Amy will probably want to carry on writing and singing so I’ve told her I would help out with a baby.”

Um, like I said — Good news!  She and Kate Moss can have play dates together.  By the way, I know it’s none of my damn business, but wasn’t Amy just cutting her arms in some interview?  She was!  A babe  prob isn’t the best thing for her right now, but what the hell do I know about birthing babies, and who am I to judge?

P.S.  This is the first time I’ve seen AW in a jacket.  I mean not wearing a tank-top! 

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On This Day in History

48 BC — Julius Caesar is almost defeated by Pompey the Great at the Battle of Dyrrhacium in Macedonia.

138 AD — Hadrian, emperor of Rome gives up the ghost.

988 — The city of Dublin, Ireland is founded.

1212 — A very severe fire almost destroys the city of London.

1452 –  King James III of Scotland was born.

1778 – Louis XVI of France declares war on Britain.

1821 — The U.S. takes possession of Florida from Spain.

1913 — Death Valley reaches the comfy temperature of 134 degrees.  Good jogging weather, I hear.

1938 — Howard Hughes sets a record when he flies around the whole wide vurld in 91 hours.

* Julius Casear was a hot, but vain wanker who eventually brought about the fall of the Roman Republic.  It was a broken ho, anyway, but he got blamed for its falling to bits.  Whatevers.   Tomorrow I promise to have some hot actor back in this spot.

She’s their Florence Nightingale

Two poor, unfortunate souls got burnt up at a Beyonce show in St. Louis due to some pyrotechnic malfunction.   They were taken straightaway to a hospital and had to miss a damn good show they probably paid around 1200Bucks each to watch.

But Beyonce is one of those sweethearts that give a damn when stuff like this goes on, and after the show, she went to go visit them and see how they were recovering.  The head nurse said B. stayed for about 45 minutes and  ”was just very concerned about the people injured in the audience.”   The nurse also added that  “. . . it was a great thing for someone of her stature to do.”

Huh?  Please. Her stature had nothing to do with it.  Why do peeps always act surprised and shit when “famous folk” do something that’s unselfish and proper?  Oh, and the two burn victims suffer only from minor injuries and should be fine.

P.S.  I ain’t making fun by posting this pic.  I dig how she gets all into her performance.

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No one said that models were smart

Jamie Dornan is one of those pretty boy modelslashactors and he’s also slim as all hell and hates it.   He once even grew a beard to “disguise his skinniness”.   Um, in case you don’t quite understand how a damn beard will make a tiny man look meatier, allow Jamie to explain himself.   He says, “I thought having a beard would fill my face out.”

Um, well, yeah, I suppose it would.   But that certainly wouldn’t have done much to help his arse.   By the way, Jamie was in Marie Antoinette with Kirsten Dunst and he used to date Keira Knightley ( there is a picture to prove this below).   By the way, I’m pretty sure she’s going to get to work on growing a beard herself so she can start morphing into the girl of her dreams, Beth Ditto.

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