Her parties bomb, too!
Jessica Simpson tried to have a quiet 27th birthday party, but the lurking photogs spoiled the mood, so she killed it dead. She rented a beach house in Malibu for the day to spend with a few pals, but during lunch the paparazzi descended like a plague of locusts.
Says a source: “She couldn’t deal with it. She kept saying she didn’t want her friends to go through that. So, they stayed inside and then just left.” Oh, now that’s just sad! A girl ought to be able to celebrate her birthday in peace — even if she is really stupid.
Here’s a pic of Jessica pondering the mystery of her tummy.
Dat does suck a bit. I think she is trying to figure out what her belly button is for. I really don’t like Jessica as a celebrity but she is prob a nice person.
She probably is, too. I should stop picking on her. Maybe not.
This is a celebrity blog and if someone is a crap celebrity u can pick on them as much as u want. Being famous for having a reality show and pretending to be dumb qualifies u as a really crap celebrity.
Keep making fun of her. I love it!