Buon Pomeriggio! Mi Chiamo Jessica!

Jessica Alba was in France for Eva Longoria’s wedding and I guess she’s the frugal type because she’s turned that trip into a hardcore vacation, because now she’s in Florence, Italy and getting paparazzi’d every single day.   Since I’m not in the mood to be sarcastic or anything, I’m just going to straight up say that I am jealous as all hell!  If I see one shot of this bactress in my beloved Rome, I’m going to burst a cartoid artery.  Or something.

P.S.  Bactress is a hybrid of bad + actress.   I’ve covered this before, I think.  

P.P.S. Have any of you seen Italian for Beginners?   It is a really cute small film and I highly recommend it to slags all over the world. 

Folk found my blog through these?

Amy Winehouse sexy     No need to state the obvious.

bitches in booty shorts   Is this the name of a song?  If not, it needs to be.

crayola loch ness monster   Cute.

Sienna Williams in swimsuit  Sienna “Miller” or “Serena” Williams?  Neither can dress well, though!

Brian J. White expecting a baby   Isn’t he a dude? 

Adams apples women   Ann Coulter and  her kin, no doubt. 

Pete Doherty is a God  Um, no he’s not.   But he’s bloody close.

Orlando Bloom and Eric Bana    My ex-boyfriends!

Lily Allen 3 nipples   Did Cheryl Tweedy type this?

Vanessa Manila and Lindsay Lohan playing   … with barbie dolls?