Sorry. I’m still way too busy to post things today. Monday will be much much better and things will be back to normal. I will do the On this day in History stuff all weekend, though, and if Janers gets the urge to post, we should all be just so thankful.
P.S. To all the Greek people spamming me: Knock it the HADES off or I will sic Cerberus on your asses.
Anners
No one saw this coming, but Pete Doherty wants his bone back! I mean he wants Kate Moss back. Depending on the source, either she dumped him or he dumped her. But that fact takes a backseat to what’s really important here, though. And what’s really important is the fact that Kate doesn’t seem to want any small part of his ass back anymore! She’s even hiding out with friends and wearing stuff she never would have worn before in her effort to keep Pete and the cameras off her trail.
Pete’s been trying to contact Kate, but she’s not hearing his shit! Sources say that “. . . two of Pete’s pals were constantly banging on the front door of her Primrose Hill home last week before she moved in with friends, begging to give her a message from Pete. . . One even arrived with a pleading letter from the Babyshambles frontman but Kate refused to let them in. “
Here’s a sample of the letter:
Dear Kate,
I lurve you, guhl! I dinnint mean to shag that bird or nuthin. She was all ovuh me. Nuthin I could do, Katey! I lurve ya. Now open up and let the big bad worf back inside the den. Besides, I left me stash in the loo… and I miss your bones.
Kidding. Geez, I hope Kate’s just playing with his head. They belong together for reals.
* A bunch of stuff happened today, but none of it really grabbed me, so I thought I’d just focus on some really hot folk who either got borned or got died today. Here’s Tad Hamilton — I mean Josh Duhamel — in some nice booty shorts that look like ribbon candy. You know Britney wants these.
356 BC — Alexander the Great, Greek king and military leader was born. He conquered the known world, slags, show some damn respect. Adopt a horse and name it Bucephalus or something.
810 — Imam Bukhari, Muslim scholar and compiler of Hadith (d. 870).
1304 — Francesco Petrarch, Italian poet (d. 1374), who sort of helped the renaissance get started. I just talked about him yesterday or something – odd.
1822 — Gregor Mendel, father of modern genetics got borned.
1973 — Bruce Lee died.
Blondes are actually SMARTER on average than the rest of society!
As much as I’d like to believe this I find the theory behind it to be very weak. Click here if you would like to read more about it
posted by: Jane
We don’t often get to post much about seemingly normal, down to earth and chemically balanced celebrities – the crazy/tacky ones are so much more fun. Anyways after exposing you to another one of Britney’s $2 dollar hooker style getups I decided to post a pic of Rachel Bilson looking adorable in a cute blue dress.
Posted by: Jane
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