Tyrannosaurus Rex-y

Sorry for all the bloody Kate Moss news.  But wow, I just read something pretty damn interesting about her!   She made up a new word or something, and it’s like a combo of “Anorexic” and “Sexy”.  The word is ‘Rexy’.  This is Kate making a joke out of the fact that peeps think she’s too skinny, but for some reason, deciding she’s still sexy, anyway. 

I like this!  A sense of humor and a brain!   Look what you gave up, Petey!    

Sorcery

Am I sick in the head because I think Paul Banks is hot?

Don’t answer that!   And don’t say “No,  you’re not sick in the head for thinking Paul Banks is hot, but you are sick in the head for ______________,” either.   So, as you’ve noticed it’s slow as hell in the world and there is nothing to talk about.    By the way I’ve been crushing on Paulie for years and years.   It’d be cool if we could play tennis together or something.   Or I could just look for constellations in his face.   His moles are splendid.

     

Kirsten Is Easy

When it comes to celebrity gossip blogs Kirsten Dunst is most often a victim.  She just makes it so easy for us by striking ridiculous poses and wearing hideous outfits. Case in point:  this picture where she dons a farmer Joe style coat and handbag. She also seems to believe that her luggage is really interesting. 

posted by: Jane  

On This Day in History: Julius XXII

1882 — Edward Hopper was born.   That’s one of his paintings above, Nighthawks.  Slags enjoy this one or something, because it’s everywheres!   Me guilty too, though.   This was my favorite Hopper because I was real big into the film noir and the 1940s.   His other stuff is swell, too.  Check it out. 

1942  — The United States begins oil rationing for the war effort.  Pardon me, but I think we should be doing stuff like this currently.  Like impeaching Bush and his bitch boy, Cheney for the war effort.  Ha Ha.  Kidding.

1942 –  The Holocaust offcially begins with the deportation of Jews from the Warsaw Ghettto. 

1991  — Jeffrey Dahmer is arrested for obvious reasons.  Unless you don’t know who he is.  Hint:  It rhymes with… Psychotic Twisted Fugly Serial Killer.  

I heart Keira Knightley

Keira Knightley is my new favorite British bird.  Yeah, me and my blogbuddies (Janers, & Daners) bag on her arse big time, but she says the coolest things and her style is impeccable!   And by impeccable, I mean refreshingly untainted by the dictates of fashion and mess like that.  I swear, I’m going to start dressing like this because it looks cozy as all hell and I’m hot enough to pull it off.  Just kidding! 

P.S.   Her boyfriend causes me incessant worry.  Sometimes he looks like a right handsome bloke, and other times it looks like a bald eagle animal  just peed on him. 

P.P.S.  You know what this picture is missing?  My other favorite bird, Sienner!