Jennifer Garner looks joyous and full of life whilst with her adorable little daughter, Violet. Rumours are swirling that Jennifer is pregnant with a second child so that Violet can have a sibling to grow up with.
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Kirsten Dunst just kicked her bloke, Johnny Burrell, to the curb (that means she dumped his ass) for being a nasty slob. He just moved in with her about four seconds ago at her home in Islington (in North London), and among other things, he had a habit of “driving his scooter through the living room.” Says a source: “Kirsten has asked him to move back into the place he shares with an old pal in nearby Muswell Hill. They are taking some time out.”
Yeah, I know — who BLOODY CARES?
Sorcery
Angelina Jolie is a piece of shit Why? What did she do? Get a DUI?
Billy Bob Angelina Skinny Sickness.
Amy Winehouse is an F’ing mess True Dat.
Slag
Mischa Barton FAT THIGHS Yeah, right.
Butt-crack + Hilary Duff
Black Homosexuality WTF?
Lindsay Lohan, Arse
I kissed Paul Banks Bitch!
Julian MacMahon Teeth
Usher and this woman pictured here with him, Tameka Foster, were supposed to get married today at L.A. Reid’s house in the Hamptons, but that shit did not go down as planned. No one knows who called the shit off, but shit is called off and no one named Usher will be getting married today. BTW, shouldn’t someone named ‘L.A. Reid’ have a bloody house in L.A.?
Anyway, Tameka’s preggers with his child or something like that, and for some reason, I’m going to slip it in that she’s a hot 37 years old to his hot 28. Tameka is a stylist to the starz and I guess that’s how they hoooked up.
No one knows if the engagement is off for good or if they’re just working out some minor kinks in the relationship front — but I also sort of suspect that no one really gives a DAMN, either.
P.S. I had a really yummy breakfast this morning at Panera Bread. Just thought I’d share that with you all you heathens.
Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen went shopping or something in L.A. As usual, she looked pretty cute (even though she was wearing a ‘postmodern ‘skort‘) and Hayden looked like he was off to his first day of 7th grade. Just Kidding.
P.S. Her shoes are the cutest things I’ve seen in days and days.
* Um, why Colin Firth? Because I’ve resorted to picking names out of a cap and plus, he’s hot shit in those the Bridget Jones movies. I swear to God that I’ve seen each of those about thirty times and they never get old! They better make another one! So anyway, I always preferred Mark Darcy over that daft prick, Daniel Cleaver.
1540: Thomas Cromwell is executed on the order of Henry VIII.
1655: French poet Cyrano de Bergerac died.
1750: Johann Sebastian Bach died.
1866: Beatrix Potter is born.
* History is real exciting this week, folks!
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