I think I’ve figured out why I find our homegirl so adorable despite the fact I don’t like any of her films. She is my childhood hero come to life. I never liked any other dolls except for the glamorous barbie.
I hope this doesn’t mean that when I get sick of her I’m going to shave of her hair and eventually pull off her head (just kidding).
Posted by: Jane
Turns out it was BS about Paris Hilton being cut out of her grandfather’s fortune. The Hilton clan are real close, after all the first place Paris headed after getting out of the slammer was her grandparents place. So not to worry folks, turns out that Paris will be recieving her well deserved millions after all.
P.S. I really think he should have taken away her inheritance. The Hilton was once a respected hotel chain. Now when anybody says ‘Hilton’ and hotel in the same sentence I immediatley think of the type of place where you could catch an STD from the toilet seat or the bedsheets.
Posted by: Jane
They’re well groomed and they dress in the latest designer clothes. The gay guys at high school were always clamouring to get into drama class and the school of performing arts in our region was nicknamed ’school of poofs ‘n’ tarts’. So which of the many young talented and hunky actors in Hollywood today are in the closet?
Wentworth Miller has been followed by gay rumours since he first came into the public eye. He denies being gay but it is widely rumoured that he is dating fellow actor Luke MacFarlane. What do you guys think?
P.S. Whether he’s gay or straight he is hot and since he is a celebrity and we will probably never meet him he can be whatever us girls (and guys) want him to be.
Posted by: Janers
Oh Bloody hell! I just wrote up a beautiful post and it just died! Shit! Sigh. Anyways, Jude Law may be shagging Cameron Diaz. Bitch just flew to Americer to wine and dine her crazy-laughing arse.
I could give a toss, though, seeing as he is fastly becoming one of my least favorite crushes of all time! What the hell! Cameron Bloody Diaz! She’s so loud and er… American. Jude sure likes the blondes! This is boring and gross, but whatevs, it’s really none of my GD business.
P.S. Never thought I’d say this, but bitch needs to reconnect with Sienners.
Vicky B’s husband has revealed that she is actually a scrooge. A waitress at Asis de Cuba in Hollywood recently discovered this when Posh and her pal Katie Holmes recently dined at the restaurant and walked out without leaving a tip. The waitress was then blocked by their security when she tried to chase them out.
This really frustrates me as being a waitress is undoubtably one of those tiring but thankless jobs (not to mention low paying) and Mrs Beckham can’t spare a few dollars for the service provided? She can of course shell out half a million for a new closet in her LA mansion (and probably a few more million for what will be filling that closet). I really think this slag needs to give back to society rather than just frivolously throwing her money away by buying ridiculously outragous luxuries for herself. Perhaps I should cut her some slack. She does, after all, work really hard for her money.
I don’t really know what it is like to have more money than you know what to do with, but wouldn’t donating to an African orphanage (or other worthy cause) make you more happy and fufilled than spending thousands of dollars on shoes and handbags? Personally, I think Brangelina has got it all figured out.
Posted by: Jane
I think this will be the last Sienners Miller post in a good long while. That slag has dominated this blog as of late, and I think it’s time to move on.
Anyways, Sienners is spewing off at the gob again about how the whole bloody world thinks that she leads some slag-happy, partying and bloke-fueld existence that she likens to a ”sitcom”. She blames it all on her relationship with Jude Law! Says Hobby Horse Miller: ”I was well known before I’d had a film released. And I was part of a soap opera that people felt very involved in, and then certain dramas happened, so my life became a sitcom.”
A sitcom or a tragedy, slag? Your man cheated on you! Anyways, Sienner says her real life “. . . is actually relatively uneventful! It’s just that if I go out one night a month, which is all it might be, it’ll be made into such a drama – or they’ll get you half-blinking and say you’re drunk.”
Hmm. If she goes out once a month, month’s must be getting a whole lot shorter. Like two days long or something! Anyways, Sienner insists that she actually just stays home, cooks, and plays scrabble with her doggies. Says Sienner: ”I’m very different to the way I’m perceived.”
Sure you izz, Sienners!
Nicole Richie has to pay for her own stint in jail. Hardy Har Har! That’s cool. Why didn’t Paris have to pay for her own? Maybe this just means Nicole opted for the private jail instead of the public one. Oh, who the HELL cares? Nicole’s boring as hell.
By the way, if you add “ugly” or “fug” to a celebs name in an image search query, far more interesting pictures come up. Not that I think anyone is “ugly” or “fug” or anything like that.
P.S. They should just go ahead and make a new nightclub in Hollywood called “JAIL” because all these bitches are dying to get in there.
Beyonce Knowles doesn’t read gossip blogs because she doesn’t want to be privy to the smack people talk about her online. Silly slag! Vox populi, vox Dei ! Doesn’t she know that the voice of the people is the voice of God?
Says Beyonce: “Sometimes I’ll run across certain things, usually in the paper, because I read the paper more so than the web . There’s one or two sites that I can go to. But if I go on the internet and try to see what people are saying, I’ll probably want to crawl under a rock. Because I’m still human, and certain things, it just hurts, so I try not to read the internet too much”.
Beyonce crawling under a rock sounds like a real good idear, though. Bazooka is everywhere and we could all use a mini-vacation from her.
She does have a point, though. Those comments can be brutal to the extreme. Sometimes I feel like I’m throwing these famous slags out to the wolves and I feel real bad about that.
Ha Ha. So Britney Spears is back in Los Angeles. Makes sense, this is a good town for crazies! She’s working on her comeback, but she doesn’t understand yet that it’s just not EVER going to happen. Damn, being a clairvoyant is soooo boring!
* 300 comes out on Tuesday. Yay! That was an awesome movie. In honor of this momentous occasion, the OTDH posts will feature hot slags from 300. Today’s Historic Slag is Michael Fassbender aka Mofo. He was also in HEX on BBC. He has a cool face and I’d shag him for real. Anyways, Michael was born in Germany, speaks German and English, and turned 30 years old this past April.
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1629 — An earthquake in Naples, Italy kills 10,000 people.
1729 — Baltimore, Maryland is founded.
1818 — Emily Bronte is born.
1956 — A Joint resolution of the U.S. Congress is signed by President Dwight D. Eisenhower, authorizing “In God We Trust” as the U.S. national motto.
1965 — US President Lyndon B. Johnson signs the Social Security Act of 1965 into law, establishing Medicare and Medicaid.
1975 — Jimmy Hoffa disappears from the parking lot of the Machus Red Fox restaurant in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan, a suburb of Detroit, at about 2:30 p.m. He is never seen or heard from again.
1990 — The first Saturn automobile rolls off the assembly line.
However that particular Hilton ain’t in this picture. It’s Granpapa Hilton, folklore! I love him because he just snatched away her inheritence because he feels she has disgraced the Hilton name. Said a source: “He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris. He doesn’t want to leave unearned wealth to his family.”
Paris ain’t the only one cut off, though. 11 other Hilton slags will be losing out on $1 billion which has now been earmarked for charity.
That’s hot!
P.S. Don’t feel too badly for the wench. She’s an awesome singer and actress and slag and she has all them things to fall back on.
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