Britney’s Favorite Website!
Have any of you ever been to the website I hate Starbucks.com? Anyways, if you are in the mood for shits and giggles, you should motor on over to the link I’m providing. The guy who runs the site gets a lot of “hate comments” from peeps who think he’s a looser [sic] for running the site.
He is, but that’s his problem. Just kidding! He kicks ass! His responses kick ass, too. Damn, Starbizucks has some loyal employees!
P.S. I know Brit Brit wrote at least one of those comments.
Oops, I’ve been neglecting the shag/gags!
Wentworth Miller is almost too pretty. Almost. Shag or Gag, slags? BTW I think I need to arrange a shagfest to see who all you crazy slags decided was most shaggable since I started this dumbass series. Laters.
What’s in her ipod?
I was at my pal Danae’s site and she said Jennifer Aniston probably listens to “Foreigner.” She’s prob right, huh? Okay, that’s all. I’m still sick and I’m going back to sleep.
P.S. Yes, I’m aware that she’s not wearing an ipod in this pic. She does look like she’s on her way to a Bon Jovi show, though, for reals.
Hot Slag Alert!
I can’t explain it but pictures like this of Sienners just make me adore her more. We can’t deny that we all sometimes get completely wasted a little tipsy from time to time and Sienners never makes any excuses or pretends to be something she isn’t. She reminds us ladies that it is ok to have a little fun in life and not feel bad about it.
Janners
I’m sold!
I just ran across this tidbit about Tom Cruise and his religion. Did you know that he is the “chosen one” of his faith to spread the gospel? That’s nasty!
Here, I quote verbatim: “The religion’s founder, American science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, claimed extra-terrestrial beings were sent to Earth by intergalactic ruler Xenu, who then destroyed the aliens with hydrogen bombs in a volcano. The aliens’ souls attached themselves to chosen humans, known as thetans, who will be one day be saved.”
That’s nasty!
Watch this video to see how suitable for scientology you are.
I hope to hell Banksy doesn’t visit these message boards.
* More reportage from the Paul Banks front. The slags in the message boards is getting tame! I like “Wilbur” the best. She’s cool beans. And I have no idea who the foxy slag is in the pic with Paul. Lucky beyotch! Just kidding.
Say Hello
May 2 2007, 10:16 PM
Yoa are being watch by the Ass moderators. Look out. Paul does have a nice ass do you think great lyrics like “Oh Yeah, Right On, It’s so good..” can just come to someone’s mind like an epiphany. Ofcource not. We all know that one day he was looking at his ass in the mirror and the words just spilled out. His ass is the inspiration for most of his lyrics. ” She says I was prey to the female…..” “1, 2, 3 Do me….” “Let’s see about this ham” “We all go downstown sometime…” Coincidence ? I think not.
To The Angels
May 2 2007, 11:18 PM
QUOTE(say hello @ May 3 2007, 12:16 AM)
Yoa are being watch by the Ass moderators. Look out. Paul does have a nice ass do you think great lyrics like “Oh Yeah, Right On, It’s so good..” can just come to someone’s mind like an epiphany. Ofcource not. We all know that one day he was looking at his ass in the mirror and the words just spilled out. His ass is the inspiration for most of his lyrics. ” She says I was prey to the female…..” “1, 2, 3 Do me….” “Let’s see about this ham” “We all go downstown sometime…” Coincidence ? I think not.
do..do you think????what a kind of mirror is it necessary to take a great angle of his derrière reflection???196.850 to 196.850 inches??? How much you want for your mirror Banks???? start the Auction!! U$1000,00 just to start!!!!!
New Pork Cares
Jan 6 2007, 10:15 PM
I think I’m tired of reading about how cute is Paul
Archimedes
Jan 20 2007, 10:46 PM
QUOTE(New Pork Cares@ Jan 6 2007, 10:15 PM)
I think I’m tired of reading about how cute is Paulthats the threat for !
ps: you can’t say that cos you are one of the most stupid girls talking about how cute is Paul …and doing stupid threats like umm… if i dont remenber you were the girl who made that threat which was so stupid ..you said that you were trying to stole a rose from some garden then the lady (the owner of the garden) started to yelling at you and then you show her paul’s pic and she said that he was so cute?
Wilbur
Feb 5 2007, 06:19 PM
I think that
he is fat!
He sings very very bad!
In each song all is full of “LOVE”
His face… o please I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
(LOL)
enjoy
Crazy Slag Alert!
Because the following tale sucks, I thought I’d cheer it up a bit with a pic of Lindsay Lohan being a normal girl. Are booze and drugs really more fun than rollerblading in Venice Beach? Me thinks not.
Anyway, Linds is in big troubs at Rehab because she got tested for drugs and wah-lah, drug usage showed up in the results! Apparently this pissed her off because, at some point during the test, she “screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out of the room.” Oooh, that’s scary.
Oh and there’s more trash: Linds also got caught doing the hokey pokey in the bathroom with a fellow drug abuser. ‘Hokey pokey’ is a polite term for you know what. Nasty.
Rihanna may be dating Even Stevens
I mean Shia Laboeuf! Rihanna was just talking about wanting to bag a British dude, but I guess she gave up that quest and settled on Shia. If I remembered my source, I’d list it here, but since I forgot, I can’t do all that. But whatevs, she is saying that they are just friends and stuff, but they shared what someone described as a “romantic dinner date” at some Bev Hills restaurant the other day.
Exciting stuff!
On This Day in History: August 31, 2007
A.D. 12: Caligula is born. That means “little boots.” He was actually a good dude for like three months but then he went all sorts of crazy and eventually his ass got wacked. I dare you to go rent Caligula at the video store.
161: The Roman Emperor, Commodus, is born. He was a crazy bitch, too, and there’s no excuse for this because his pop was Marcus Aurelius — a good stoic man. He was played by Joaquin Phoenix in Gladiator.
1888: Jack the Ripper’s first victim, Mary Ann Nichols is murdered.
1935: Civil Rights leader and prominent memeber of the Black Panthers, Eldridge Cleaver is born.
1997: Princess Diana is killed in a car crash in Paris. Sad day.
Kiki gets cleaning supplies
Is that washing powder that I see? Well at least Kiki washes her clothes even if she doesn’t wash herself.
Kiki darling, I think that dress is supposed to show cleavage rather than your sternum and ribs and although I’m not usually fond of the spray on orange fantasy tan that VB seems so fond of perhaps we can make and exception in your case.
Janers
Damn You, Hewlett Packard
I actually think that Hayden Panettiere is kinda cute and I’m hoping she won’t become the next Lindsay Lohan but I am pissed off that she gets to be in Paris right now and I am stuck at home in my pyjamas.
Janers
Message from the slag who runs this joint
You know what? The fates have conspired against me and decided I need to be sick. I was feeling better yesterday, but they were just playing games with me. So if I don’t post here for a while, you know why. This is prob a good idea actually, because the last few posts have been sorta deranged and basically just narcissistic episodes.
* All my friends on the blogroll are more than worthy of a visit. They are denoted with one of these ( * ).
Take care all,
Anners
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