Britney Spears looks really bad here. That’s all I wanted to say. If the title of this post doesn’t make sense to you, it’s probably all for the best. Sigh. It’s Friday folk, hopefully your week has been good and your weekend will only be betters.
See ya tomorrrows,
Anna
Anna Wintour is a cunning little ho! She just ordered her trolls to put Amy Winehouse on (I think) the cover of the September issue of Vogue. Anna says she digs Amy’s album, but so the HELL what. Anna’s just an opportunistic slag who knows that people will probably buy this shit because it will stand out on the newsstand.
For those of you ‘in the know’, the September issue of Vogue usually weighs about 69 pounds — that’s three whole pounds heavier than Amy and the vast majority of all of their models.
He sort of looks like my boyfriend, Orlando Bloom, but then he sort of really doesn’t. Dude has a weird ass face! I think he needs to go back to the longish brown hair. If he does that, maybe then I’ll shag him. BTW, he was in a really cute movie called Mrs. Palfrey at the Claremont and I just saw it, which is why I am troubling you all with this pointless post.
Following her successful clothing line for Topshop, Kate Moss is continuing her entreprenueurial streak by releasing a fragrance which will simply be called ‘Kate’. I’m guessing it will contain a mixture of aromas that includes stale cigarette smoke, vodka, Petey’s armpits (after a night on crack) and more stale cigarette smoke.
P.S. I have added a picture of Petey simply for your viewing pleasure (especially you Danners).
Posted by: Janers
Us Magazine is running a gallery of ‘Hollywood’s Shocking New Lookalikes’ and this one is the most hilarious. Ron Jeremy is the spitting image of Orlando Bloom (as long as you add 30 years, 100lbs and mix in some fug).
P.S. Orlando’s twin is actually a porn star. It sure is no wonder why women don’t watch as much porn as men. The thought of this man without clothes on will put me off food for a whole month.
Posted By: Janers
Kirsten Dunst has been annoying the hell out of her neighbours with her late night parties. She is currently living an 2 million pound home in area called Islington (whilst she is filiming a movie) and locals feel that she has turned their quiet neighborhood into party central. Apparently she heads down to the local pub on her own and invites the locals back to her house to party.
I’m not normally on ‘Team Drunkst’ but these prudes should just get over it and join in on the party instead. I’m also quite impressed that she heads down to the pub without an entourage and chats to the locals rather then heading out to clubs with other celebrities.
P.S. This story cracks me up because the only Islington I have ever heard of is a place that people go to pick up hookers.
Posted by: Janers
Will our favourite crackhead couple be reunited at last? Aaron Carter Pete Doherty has been broke devastated since their split and has written a love song in order to bring Kate Moss back to him. She is currently enjoying a holiday in Spain with her pals and Petey is flying out one of his mates to give the song, which is titled ’A Song For Kate’, to her personally.
I assume Kate will not be that impressed with a druggie crashing her luxury holiday to give her a song which I assume is about how lonely Petey is without his favourite dirty old rag.
Posted by: Janers
Looks like Louis Vuitton is pissed at Linsday Lohan for stealing a bunch of their stuff from an Elle shoot. Apparently she kept shoving stuff into her bag only to have a stylist’s assistance take it back out. She then kept on trying to nick stuff, walked out and refused to return any calls.
Honestly, she reminds me of those 2 year olds that grab everything they see and say ‘mine’ over and over again while you try and explain that it is indeed, not theirs. You eventually have to prise it out of their grubby fingers. Too bad Lindsay would probably scratch your face off or have her bodyguard beat you down if you tried this.
Posted by: Janers
A while ago, a charming and circumspect reader once asked me why I never did any posts on Charlize Theron. I think the reason is because she’s quiet and chooses to stay out of the spotlight. If Eva Longoria and Paris and all them other slags would follow her lead, it’d be great! So really, if you don’t think you see enough of the likes of Charlize, be happy, because it basically means she’s not a gross slag!
Here’s Charlize getting her chum on at the grocery store. Look at her shirt! God, she’s sweet!
Nevermind! I thought that was Jude, but really it’s Steve Buscemi! Remember him? Oh, whatevs! Anyway, Sienner is stiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilllllll running off at the gob about how people only know her because she shagged Jude Law a few years ago! Anyhows, Sienner stars in the movie Interview directed by Buscemi and says that she was attracted to the project because it would change the way people thought about her or something. Booyah. She’s irritating me again.
Below is the cover of Flaunt Magazine that imagines her as bloody She-Ra or something. WRONG! They should have stuck her head on a hobby horse and called it a day.
Huh? I’ve been hearing murmurings for a while that all was not quiet on the Brangelina Front. This newest article I just read with me bifocals says that they are on the brink of a split and that they izz basically staying together for the kids. Gross! They need to work out their probs and we need to just leave them the hell alone.
Anyways I also just read on some blogs that Angie is looking for a house in L.A. and Brad is apartment hunting, and that apparently proves something! Who knows, though? If they split up we’ll hear about it then. No point in musing.
As many of you will know, Lane Garrison, star of the popular TV series Prison Break, got behind the wheel of a car whilst drunk and crashed into a tree, there were three teenage passengers in the car at the time. He and two 15 year old girls survived but tragically, a 17 year old boy was killed. Garrison was found to have cocaine in his system as well as a blood alcohol content of 0.20%.
Remember this folks, at 0.05% you are twice as likely to have a crash and at 0.07% you are seven times as likely to have a crash, so I’m guessing that at 0.20% your chances of getting home safely are not real high.
This was not simply a car accident, it was a grown man taking the life of a teenager through incredibly reckless and dangerous behaviour. This angers and saddens me terribly, especially as Garrison has recently been sentenced to a mere 90 days in prision where he will undergo evaluation to see if he is fit for probation. My bet is he will only spend 3 months in the click.
What type of message will this send to public?, What effect will this have on the victim’s family and friends? and lastly, What was he doing hanging around with a bunch of kids in the first place?
Posted by: Jane
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