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We should all Spend More Time Protesting These Two

August 4, 2007 jane121 11 comments

At first I thought that Paris and Britney had gotten a makeover but turns out these are just Peta protesters imitating them. They didn’t do nearly a good enough job coz those outfits are way classier than anything I’ve seen Britney or Paris wearing lately.

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Farmer kiki

August 4, 2007 jane121 16 comments

I’m all for the non-materialist types of celebrities that don’t feel the need to have their hair, makeup and clothing perfectly styled every time they leave the house, but Kirsten Dunst really takes it too far.  Surely she could have run a brush through her hair and aren’t their better outfits that you can just throw on before you leave the house? Why does she even own that shirt? Did she hook up with a midwestern corn farmer the night before?

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More Cuteness

August 4, 2007 jane121 82 comments

OK so this is a little bit random but it’s a slow news day and isn’t this cute?

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Shag or Gag ?

August 4, 2007 Anners Scribonia 24 comments

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Sorry for being all menfolk crazy, but I think my biological clock is ticking like a mofo this month.   Sorry – that was gross.   That was something Eva Longoria would prob say.  Nasty!  Anyways, meet Greg Ellis.  He’s the hottest bitch since Caligula or something.  He was on the 3rd season of 24 (where I first got sprung on his arse), and makes  very brief appearances in the first and last Pirates of the Caribbean movies. 

I’m in Love. 

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Photos:  Thanks to the hot chick at the  Greg Ellis Fansite !

Categories: Greg Ellis, Shag or Gag?

Nicole has Led a Very Stressful Life

August 4, 2007 jane121 4 comments

 

During her recent interview with Diane Sawyer, Nicole Ritchie was asked if she had ever suffered an eating disorder. Her response was; “No, I do not have an eating disorder. I’ve never had an eating disorder. Ever. … It’s anxiety. It’s stress. It’s just not being careful.

I totally understand that an extended period of extreme stress and anxiety (such as the loss of a loved one) can cause a weight loss, but does Nicole really expect us to believe that she has been suffering extreme stress for the past 2 years on end?  Either way, the girl needs some serious help.

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Categories: Lily Allen, Nicole Richie

That 7th Heaven Ho is One Lucky Slag

August 4, 2007 jane121 13 comments

Jessica Biel is apparently cheating on Justin Timberlake with her ex Chris Evans, whilst Timberlake is on tour.  I can’t say I actually give a rat’s about this I just wanted to post a picture of the hotness that is Chris Evans.

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Lindsay Lohan is the arbiter of talent.

August 4, 2007 Anners Scribonia 9 comments

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Ha Ha.   I must admit I’m sick for enjoying every single word of this story I just read about Lindsay Lohan!  It’s almost too cool to be real!   I’ll just give you the highlights ‘cuz I’m real tired right now, but according to Lindsay, the Crackhead Hobag:    

Sienners Miller is a “no talent crackhead,” Keira Knightley is a “flat, shallow, cardboard cutout of an actress,” and Scarlett Johansson is “fat and ugly.”   Oh, and last (and most definitely least), Lindsay Lohan is: “The greatest actress in the world!” 

Sorcery

Daily Bread: Okay I lied, it’s no longer Nietzsche week!

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“Control thy passions, lest they take vengeance on thee.” 

[ Epictetus ]

* Oops! Too late, Linds!

He Stole Her Hairdo

August 4, 2007 jane121 4 comments

Not much is going on the world of celebrity gossip so I decided to post another of  Us Weekly’s  ’Hollywoods shocking new lookalikes’.

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On This Day in History: August 4, 2007

August 4, 2007 Anners Scribonia 4 comments

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A.D. 70 — The 2nd Temple of Jerusalem is destroyed by the Romans.  Here is a detail of the Arch of Titus, which was erected in part to commemorate this “achievement.”    

1693  — Traditionally, it was on this day that Dom Perignon invented Champagne.

1792 — Poet Percy Bysshe Shelley is born.

1892Lizzie Borden’s family is found butchered.

1944 — After being tipped off by a fugly slag, The Nazi’s find Anne Frank and her family.

1964 — Civil Rights Workers Michael Schwerner, Andrew Goodman, and James Chaney are found dead in Mississippi.  

Shag or Gag ?

August 4, 2007 Anners Scribonia 10 comments

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All right.   Whenever you see one of these posts it means I am scrounging for stories and don’t have much.   It’s kind of fun, though, right?   Right?

Categories: Hugh Grant, Shag or Gag?