Shag or Gag ?
Sorry for being all menfolk crazy, but I think my biological clock is ticking like a mofo this month. Sorry – that was gross. That was something Eva Longoria would prob say. Nasty! Anyways, meet Greg Ellis. He’s the hottest bitch since Caligula or something. He was on the 3rd season of 24 (where I first got sprung on his arse), and makes very brief appearances in the first and last Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
I’m in Love.
Photos: Thanks to the hot chick at the Greg Ellis Fansite !


Dosen’t when ur biological clock is ticking mean that u r getting to old to have babies and r freaking out?
jane121
August 4, 2007 at 4:00 AM
Yes. I’m 89 years old, Janers!
Anna Domini
August 4, 2007 at 4:02 AM
OMG is that a Kiefer pic, too! I HEART YOU!
danae1
August 4, 2007 at 4:05 AM
Oh, and yes I would, unless I had a choice between him an Kiefer, and you know who I’d choose
danae1
August 4, 2007 at 4:05 AM
See, I’m a nice slag! Peeps be yelling at me and saying I’m evil up in here.
Anna Domini
August 4, 2007 at 4:07 AM
I think the clock stopped ticking a while ago then Anners.
jane121
August 4, 2007 at 4:07 AM
Yeah, it’s a Grandfather clock. With a damn pendulum.
Anna Domini
August 4, 2007 at 4:08 AM
Hahaha, yeah, I’m purty sure the clock woulda long ran out. But I feel your man-crazyness. I suffer from the disease myself
danae1
August 4, 2007 at 4:09 AM
They will prob make a drug for this. I have restless legs and Menfolk crazy disease. Write me a GD Rx!
Anna Domini
August 4, 2007 at 4:12 AM
was does’ GD Rx’ mean? Do u mean u have restless legs sydrome or are u making a joke?
jane121
August 4, 2007 at 4:14 AM
I’m not sure I want a cure for Menfolkcrazinessitis. I heart menfolk very much
And would you believe I’m watching Young Guns right now, because I wanted to see Kiefer’s toples scene
danae1
August 4, 2007 at 4:14 AM
Does your bloke get jealous of Kiefs?
Anna Domini
August 4, 2007 at 4:15 AM
Janers: I am KIDDING about Restless Legs.
Anna Domini
August 4, 2007 at 4:15 AM
P.S. GD Rx = God damn prescription. Sorry!
Anna Domini
August 4, 2007 at 4:16 AM
Oh ok I’ve never heard of that one.
jane121
August 4, 2007 at 4:17 AM
I really do think I have restless legs syndrome. I read an article about a girl that had it and it sounds like me.
jane121
August 4, 2007 at 4:18 AM
Prolly. Cause if I ever meet Kiefers, I will smuggle him home. Me bloke knows if Kief ever shows up at my door and says I now belong to him, I’m gone!
danae1
August 4, 2007 at 4:18 AM
Jane, that name just sounds weird! “Restless Leg Syndrome”.
They couldn’t call it something else?
What’s that like, really?
Anna Domini
August 4, 2007 at 4:20 AM
Poor daners bloke! Hee Hee.
Yeah, I’d dump Orly for Paul Banks, and I’d dump Paul Banks for Greg Ellis.
I’m a fickle slag.
Anna Domini
August 4, 2007 at 4:21 AM
Hahaha, Anners. I think I should practice polygamy. Then I can have Becks, Mofo, and Kiefers. Kief would be my top bitch of course
Restless leg sounds horrible! I don’t think I could handle it.
danae1
August 4, 2007 at 4:24 AM
Kiefs trumps Mofo?!
P.S. I LOOOOVE calling Fassbender “Mofo”! That cracks me up. Peeps be like: “Why the hell are you typing and smiling?” Uh, Cuz I am seriously disturbed!
Anna Domini
August 4, 2007 at 4:28 AM
Kiefs does. I have a soft spot in me heart for my first love
I like calling him mofo, too. And I thought I was the only one who sits and types with a demonic grin on her face. I do that all the time and I think I creep me bloke out
danae1
August 4, 2007 at 4:30 AM
At least you’re a loyal polygamist.
Thanks for saying that you’re creepy, too. I feels much betters now.
: )
Anna Domini
August 4, 2007 at 4:33 AM
Hahaha, glad I could help
danae1
August 4, 2007 at 4:34 AM