Shag or Gag ?

It’s James Marsters, folks!   He also goes by “Spike” or “William the Bloody”.  Damn, I miss Buffy the Vampire Slayer!

Dragon lady no mo!

Royal slags have forced Kate Middleton to pull out of that Dragon Boat racing thing she has been training like mad for the past eight billion weeks.   They cited ’safety’ as a major reason.  Crossing that channel they were training to cross is loads dangerous or something like that.  Yeah, I know.   Who CARES?

Here is Kate shopping somewhere’s in a sweet summer dress that she just about ruins with a  purse that is better suited for autumn weather.  

Diddy Miller

Ha Ha.   That was a headline of Us Weekly about two years ago or whatevs when Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey kept acting like they were still in love even though the whole world new what was what. 

By the way, I typed “Hobby Horse Shagger” into my search engine and P. Diddy’s face popped up!   So seriously, Sienners is in Spain with Diddy, and they are probs snogging like crazy or something.   Cool beans, because I am obsessed with the Diddy Miller Union!    Hey, that should be the name of the next band Diddy discovers!

Click these links or I’ll punch you in the gut.

I like Kiki’s hair!   Don’t kill me for saying that, either.  This post has nothing to do with Kiki, though!  Here are some really hot links you will probably dig, and no, I won’t really punch you in the gut if you don’t visit them, but I will slash ‘yo tires.

 The BEST David Beckham post EVER.   [ Noticias-Chismes ]

If you like to watch slags fall, click HERE.  [ The Beatniks ]

 Gwyneth Paltrow looks like an icy slut on the cover of W.  [ Gossip Genius ]

Backstreet’s back, all right!?  No?  That’s not all right?  [ Danae's Bored ]

This site is really cool.  Too much to describe.  Plus the slag who runs it is really hot! [ Mala Vida ]

Just Like Us

Turns out Keira Knightley likes to shop in places that even us mere mortals can afford. In Anna’s last couple of posts she has been wearing this comfy looking green dress by Topshop. She has also been spotted in a black cotton sundress of the same brand. Next we will be hearing that she goes out in public will less than 5 security guards or that she dosen’t even have a vitamintologist.

P.S. Isn’t the little doggie behind her adorable?

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Public Service Announcement

Please do not buy a pair of these pants. They only serve to make your thighs and hips look ten sizes larger. On second thought, maybe we should send a few pairs to Boz?

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When Celebs Meet Normal Folk

Here is the always kind and gentlemanly Jude Law signing an autograph for a female fan. I’m guessing he also wrote, ”fancy a shag?” as well as his phone number and the name and address of the hotel he will be staying in.

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Kate Moss talking is not a good thing.

Kate Moss is probably not the genius we all thought she was.   She thinks her daughter has great fashion sense (like herself), but seeing as she is a great mum, she will not allow her to be a fashion model until she reaches the age of 21.  Says Kate:  ”Lila can’t be a model until she’s at least 21.  She is already a mini-me – it is scary. She already has her own beauty kit.”

Yeah, that is scary!   Anyways, Kate wants Lila to finish up with her education, first, and that’s good thinking for once!   But doesn’t Kate watch America’s Next Top Model?  A model starting out at age 21 makes as much sense as an old man driving a red sportscar!  I don’t even know what the hell that means.  What I meant to say is that in model years, 21 is the equivalent of 48.   

By the way, if you happen to care what Kate would have preferred to do with her life had she not been plucked from obscurity and into the hot ass world of modelling, she says that she “. . . would have wanted to be a rock star, a lead singer, if I wasn’t a model.  I’d go touring in a bus with my band.  In my next life, that’s the plan.”

Um, yeah!

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The Daily Quote that won’t help you all that much unless you’re hardcore

“The man of knowledge must be able not only to love his enemies but also to hate his friends.”

[ Friedrich Nietzsche, Ecce Homo, Foreword ] 

Female Alien with red shoes spotted at LAX!

Kate Holmes is back in da states, yo!   She landed at LAX the other day — which is weird, because spacefolk usually land in Roswell, New Mexico and make other travel arrangements to get to their earth destinations.   Yes, that was probably the dumbest thing you’ve ever read in your life. 

Anyways, Kate left Tom and their spacebaby in Germany, I think.   Suri will be fine, though.  Kate left her with a fresh bottle of alien milk.  Just kidding.  

Why Paul Sculfwhore dumped her.

That bloke, Paul Sculfor, that Jennifer Aniston was shagging for two months called it off with her because he couldn’t deal with the intoxicating and toxic pwessures of FAME!  How do I know this?  His ex-slag, a slapper by the name of  “Lady Hervey“ told me so. Okay, no she didn’t, but she told my source!

Says Hervey:   “He was given the keys to her house and at one point had to spend a week without leaving it as up to 50 paparazzi at a time were outside waiting to get a picture of the two of them together. . .   He realised the pressure of fame – it’s something you want until you actually get it.”

Paul is so dumb!   All he had to do was take a pic with Jen and the whole world would have stopped giving a holy damn!   All we really care about is Heidi and Spencer from The Hills, anyway!  Eww, did I just say their names?   GASP!   My brain is probably going to shrivel up and die any moment now.  

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Becks has been eating junk and the boss man don’t like it.

David Beckham is getting bawled out by his bosses at the L.A. Galaxy because, for lack of a better word, he’s been eating like shit.  Says Becks:  ”Unfortunately the photographers get me eating at certain places where I shouldn’t really be eating because I’m a sportsman.  They have pictured me going out to get hamburgers and have taken photos of me getting coffees.”

Becks should just start fibbing and say he’s buying them for Posh!  No, wait, no one would ever believe that.   I bet he buys her food all the time and she buries in the walls or something just so that he won’t find it in the garbage and start to suspect she has food issues.  Sorry for that, I’m tired. 

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