Jessica Simpson naked in house – I bet Joe Simpson typed this.
Crackhead with Afro – Lauren Hill?
Keira Knightley “Big Head”
One-legged porn stars – Kim Kardashian has only 1 leg???
I hope I never run into Homewrecker Danes because I’m pretty sure she could knock me out stone cold pretty easily. Is it just me or does she look like a string bean with Incredible Hulk style arms?
Posted by: Gossip Hobag
Katie Holmes has been looking cheerier than ever in recent times. I’m not sure whether this is because she is married to Tom Cruise or due to the fact that she hasn’t eaten anything since being introduced to Victoria Beckham. Whatever the case, someone needs to step in and rescue Katie from the aliens before her soul (and figure) are depleted all together.
Posted by: Janers
I always had a little crush on Ryan Reynolds when he was on that show (Two guys and a girl) and now he has travelled, along with John August, to help build an orphanage in Malawi. The country is one of the poorest nations in the world and this is largely due to the fact that most of those aged 20 to 40 have been lost to AIDs. This leaves many children orphaned and cripples the economy (as there is not many of working age).
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Posted by: Janers
“It is the sign of a weak mind to be unable to bear wealth.”
[ Seneca ]
586 B.C. – The first Temple of Solomon is destroyed by the Babylonians. Likey? I drew this picture all by myself. Just Kidding.
480 B.C. — Battel of Artemisium: The Persians beat the Greeks in a naval battle. Also, King Leonidas of Sparta dies after the Battle at Thermopylae.
1965 — (yes, big jump) In Los Angeles, the Watts Riots begin.
2003 — Paris heats up to a way hot 112 degrees Farenheit. 144 die.
Slags are saying that Angelina may be pregnant again. Why are slags saying this? Because she kept touching her tummy at Maddox’s birthday party the other week. Personally, this is the dumbest thing I have ever heard in my life, but so was the idea that Nicole Richie could be preggers, so what do I know? But touching her tummy? Please! Maybe that bloody thing hurt! Pepto-Bismol is in business for this very reason.
Someone also feels that Angie has been gaining weight because of the “pregnancy.” Ha Ha! Everyone’s saying she’s the thinnest she’s ever been in her life, and now she’s packing on the pounds cuz she’s knocked up?
Slaggage, Speaking...