Janers, you need to dig this man!

Hi Janers! (and all those who have not yet gotten themselves the new Interpol album)    Yes –  Go buy “Our Love To Admire.”   Paul is too cute.  But that’s irrelevant.  I love this album and I don’t know why peeps are hatin on it.   My favorite songs are Pioneer to the Falls, No I in Threesome, The Scale, Pace is the Trick, Mammoth, Rest My Chemistry and Wrecking Ball.   The other songs I am not feeling yet, not that I ever will,  but that’s my own private problem.  Janers, if you didn’t live in Australia, I’d buy this for you and mail it, but I’m afraid the shipping charges would be astronomical.   

* Here’s a version of  “Evil” from their ‘Antics’ album, when they performed live on Craig Ferguson; Paul is such a GD cutie pie!  

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Amy Crackhouse is in Rehab

As far as I know, Amy Crackhouse is back in Rehab.   There were reports that she was never in rehab and was instead hiding out in a hotel, then there were reports that she went to rehab and left, then there were reports that, no, she never went to rehab.  Times like these I thank the Lord for “Head On“, which I APPLY DIRECTLY TO MY GODDAMN FOREHEAD.

Anyways, TMZ is reporting that she is back in rehab for the next ten minutes or so.   I’m sure there will be different news in the morning, and if I’m wrong, it won’t be the first time. 

P.S.  I just visited Dlisted.com and the same pic is on there.   Unintentional, folks!  BTW, Michael K is hot.   Have you seen his Myspace pics?  He’s like, beautiful or something.  

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Puppies Will Always Cheer You Up

Yes I know this is not celebrity gossip but puppies will always cheer up your day.

Posted by: Janers

I get cool Spam!

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I can’t be bothered with anything recently. I’ve just been sitting around doing nothing. Today was a loss. I just don’t have much to say. Nothing seems worth thinking about.

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WTF?   By the way, it’s either shit like this, or spam from people named Achilles and Stelios.

Heidi is Devastated over leaked ‘Song’

 

Everyone else is much more devastated over the fact that she sang a pathetic song. It’s not just Makeup you can slap a C-list name on, it’s music as well. Whatever happened to musicians? The ones that could play an instrument, write music and actually sing. The ones that would work hard to get gigs and when enough people had heard and appreciated their music then they would sell CD’s.

But no, in todays world all you need to create ‘music’ is a pair of fake breasts, a reality TV ’star’ name, skanky lyrics and of course a hell of a lot of technology to make her voice sound half decent. Too bad the music still turns out shit.

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Posted by: Angry Gossip Hobag

Silly Flirt!

After having enough of naughty knife games, Vanessa Minnillo decided to move on and get into the cosmetic industry and become a guest ‘creator’ for the beauty brand flirt. I guess you’ve gotta be wearing nice eyeshadow when recreating porno scenes in front of the paparazzi. She was in New York recently, promoting the line.  

Does every bloody B, C, and D-list celebrity have to have their own fragrance, makeup and clothing lines these days? I mean if you want to smell good go and buy a fragrance that was created by an expert. Marketing peeps think they can throw any old B-list name on a cheap product and then slap a big price tag on it. Who is buying this crap? 

Posted by: Janers

Which Way Does He Swing?: George Clooney Edition

Despite being handsome and charming (for an old dude) George Clooney, at 46, has never been married, engaged or even been reported to have a long term romance with a woman recently. He has a bit of a reptutation as a ladies man but is it all just a cover up? Perhaps he is protecting a relationship, is a commitment phobe or perhaps he is in fact gay?

I found plenty of evidence suggesting he does in fact swing the other way but one of these stories claimed he was dating Brad Pitt and Brad is definitely Angie’s man! However, despite this story obviously being false I’m still guessing he’s in the closet. What do you guys think?

Posted by: Janers

Pregnancy Chic

Usually when women get pregnant they tend to borrow my style (sweatpants and slippers) but Nicole has managed to look even more stylish than ever in recent times and she is also looking so much healthier than ever before.

Posted by: Janers

Dunst Update

Kirsten Dunst is getting better I guess, but shouldn’t she have burned that old t-shirt by now? and she still isn’t wearing a GD bra. At least she is keeping her mouth closed and concealing her hangover face with a pair of sunnies.

Posted by: Janers

Legal Woes

Britney Spears did not look too cheery as she made her way to her car after visiting her lawyer’s office to talk about her upcoming custody battle.

I do feel sorry for Brit but I found this picture kinda funny, the expression on her face is priceless (yes I know I’m sick and I need help).

Posted by: Janers

Stop the presses!

Holllow Berry may be preggers!   Says a source:  “Halle is so happy right now.  She’s wanted a baby for so long. . .  But at the same time she’s scared because she is very aware of the complications that having diabetes can cause during pregnancy.   She’s doing everything possible to make sure her baby is born healthy.”

Yeah, um they could have left the depressing part out, but whatevs!   If this is true, this could be the hottest baby evers!

P.S. I’ll be back in the wee hours with more trash. 

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It’s Kate Winslet, slags!

The last few posts were sorta bitter so  I thought I’d switch gears before I sign off.   How the hell am I supposed to go to bed after posting all that carnage?  So anyway, here’s a picture of Kate Winslet.   She’s my favorite actress since 1993 or something.  Was that when she did Heavenly Creatures?  God, I LOVED that movie.  Sorta twisted, though.  

Anyway, Titanic didn’t do it for me — I prefer her in artsy-fartsy stuff.   What say you?  Okay, I’m off to bed.   Me head hurts.