Mofo is hot stuff! Daners and I are dueling over Mofo aka Michael Fassbender. She’s losing, too! She needs to give it up already. Mofo is mines all mines!
Everyone has been bagging on Mena Suvari for pulling a Britney but doesn’t it look nice to be able to emerge from the water without wet hair plastered to your neck? Does anyone else hate it when you get dumped by a wave and when you finally emerge to take a huge breath of air you find your wet hair is plastered across your face and you can’t bloody breathe? Oh who am I kidding? I’m waaayyy to vain to try this one.
Posted by: Janers
LC tells In Touch: “I promise you: I’ll never release an album! I don’t really have very many talents! I’m OK with it, though. I think as far the entertainment industry is concerned, the abilities to act and sing are something you are born with or have to work very hard at, and I don’t have either talent, so I’m not going to pretend like I do!”
YES, YES, YES! Finally someone who is not going to taint the film, television or music world with their no talent crap just because their name and face sells.
Posted by: Janers
Beyonce looks pretty! Too bad she also looks like she’s more than happy to kill your ass! I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Beyonce will promote anything, including leprosy, if the price is right! Okay, actually I never said that — but I’m saying it now!
Here’s Beyonce pimping Giorgio Armani’s “Diamonds” parfum. Blood Diamonds!
It’s Cillian Murphy. He sorta scares the shit out of me.
I’m really bored and there is no gossip around so I decided to post this pic of our Homegirl and Scarlett Johansson when they were younguns and just starting out in the industry. They are on the set of the Horse Whisperer.
P.S. My mum rented this movie for me when I had tonsillitis and I didn’t really like it but these two turned out to become two of my favourite starlets anyways (sorry for the random personal info).
Posted by: Janers
This is like the 11th day since those six miners have been trapped due to a cave-in at a Huntington, Utah mine. Sad. Now, three rescue workers just died from another cave-in! That’s too sad. What a freaking scary job to have — these mines just aren’t safe. Instead of robots at the grocery store can we get some GD robots in the mines?
I don’t even know what the hell I’m talking about. Click the source for more info, because I left out basically ALL the details.
P.S. Sorry to bum you peeps out.
Selma Blair says she’s fug for the following reasons: “I don’t bleach my teeth, I chain smoke, I’m flat-chested, I’m pale as a ghost and I have crow’s feet.” Ha! Is she describing herself, or Adam Levine, though? Sorry. Selma also says she has no problems with showing her fug naked glory on the bigscreen because she’s “not precious.”
True dat! But um, being a flat, pale, yeller-toothed and crows footed slag does not necessarily make you fug! It just makes you cheap and lazy. Get some work done, ho! Oh, just kidding. Another BS news day!
* Doggies, Morrissey, and Interpol. Shit don’t get better than this! It’s Friday peeps! Have a good weekend and a jolly good day!
1786: Davy Bloody Crockett is born! “Davy, Davy Crockett… King of the wild frontier….”
1862: The Lakota Indians attack a white settlement along the Minnesota River. Ha Ha! Just kidding, simmer down.
1953: The very first meeting of Narcotics Anonymous convenes in Southern California. Shocker, that.
1962: Peter Fechter becomes the first victim of the Berlin Wall policy when he attempts to cross it. Dude was 18!
1977: Elvis dies at Graceland.
1998: Bill Clinton admits to shagging Monica Lewinsky.
Cindy Crawford’s son is prettier than she is, fifty times over! He’s like the prettiest girl I haz ever seen.
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