Some Jessica Simpson Trash

Here’s some random arse article culled from the web about Jessica Simpson:

The 27-year-old star – whose marriage to the former 98 Degrees singer officially ended in 2006 – revealed how a charity trip to Kenya made her realise what is important in life.   When asked about the ‘Team Jessica’ and ‘Team Nick’ T-shirts sold during the break-up, she told Self magazine: “I received those in the mail like it was an honour or something!   “People out there need to go to Third World countries and sit with children for a little bit.”

Jessica has also revealed she is a strong advocate of the healing powers of therapy.  She said: “I believe in therapy, and I write in my journal as well.”

WTF?   That’s random, right?  First things first, she’s right about people needing to go to third world countries.  But I’m pretty sure she doesn’t know what that even means!  She probably thinks it means they don’t have access to Ken Paves wigs (which is actually true, but um… that’s a good thing).

Second, this dumb ass slag does not keep a GD journal.   She doesn’t know how to write!  Or read!  BTW I’m sure this has made your weekend way more fulfilling — you can thank me later. 

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