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Keira Knightley Needs to shut her gob!

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Old news, but I needed to post this picture Janers sent me eons ago.  Keira Knightley still hates being a famous person!    Here are her dumb quotes and here are my dumb reactions: 

“It frightens me when kids go ‘I want to be famous’.  Why?  Because you want to go into a restaurant?  You know what?  If you book, you can get into a restaurant.”

Response:  Um, I seriously don’t think kids want to get famous so that they can get into a bloody restaurant!  They want to be famous so they can shag Orlando Bloom.  That applies for both girlfolk and boyfolk!

“Ok, I’m on the cover of a magazine but somebody does the hair, and the make-up and airbrushes the f**k out of me – it’s not me, it’s something other people have created.”

Okay, that’s true.  Especially in this picture. 

* She’d be less cranky if she ate a scone once in  a while.   That’s all.  Slag is hungry.  

PlanetHiltron has the best pics!

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Categories: Keira Knightley, Slappers
  1. jane121
    August 23, 2007 at 1:55 AM | #1

    YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS

    U posted the hot picture.

    Peeps want to be famous as they feel they will be well liked by lots people and will feel specail. Anyone can go to a dam restaurant.

  2. jane121
    August 23, 2007 at 1:56 AM | #2

    hehe There’d no planet like home …… what the fuck does that mean?

  3. August 23, 2007 at 1:57 AM | #3

    That picture is hottness

  4. jane121
    August 23, 2007 at 1:58 AM | #4

    Anners u don’t have to be famous to shag olando u just have to have a hot six pack and big biceps.

  5. August 23, 2007 at 2:00 AM | #5

    Janers, u izz dead meats!

  6. August 23, 2007 at 2:00 AM | #6

    Where the hell is the gossip?

    I’m tempted to do some Paul Banks updates.

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