Juders New Bird

You just heard the sound of a million slag hearts breaking.  Or just Sienner’s!   Just kidding.  Jude Law has a new hen and she models underwear in Germany.  Jessica Simpson is too dumb for that job.  Kidding, kidding.  BTW I am over Judes so I could give a toss about who he’s dating.

P.S.  Do any of you live in areas where those yeller school buses have the logo “LAIDLAW” printed on them?  Am I the only one who sees the humor in this?

Sorcery

How novel! A dog leading itself by da collar!

It’s me favorite Girls Aloud Slapper, Sarah Harding!   Just kidding about calling her a dog, though.  Anyways, GA are in the news because Cheryl Cole (Lily Allen’s BFF — ha ha) is talking mess about the Spice Girls.  She alluded that they wuz “old and wrinkly” or something quite similar to that.  The reason I’m posting this pic instead of one of Cheryl, is for obvious reasons.

P.S.  I need to get me a ticket for the next Girls Aloud show because it looks like good times!    And by ‘good times’ I mean ’terrible.’

Sorcery

Jessica Simpson looks like a duck

That’s all I needed to say.  I don’t even know why the fact that Jessica Simpson exists bothers me so much.  Maybe it doesn’t!  BTW I heard one of  her songs when I was at the grocery store and I was awed!   That shit was terrible! 

Anyways, she looks like a duck.  She puffs out her chest region when she walks and she’s a quack!  She can’t sing or act or think, even.  Daisy Duke my ass!  More like Daisy Duck!

P.S.  Her next single will be “Rubber Ducky.”

Sorry for this.

Jessicash Walbarren

Strike up the band, hobags!   Jessica Alba and Cash Warren are back on!  Oh, you mean you don’t give a damn?  Yeah, me either.     BTW where the hell does the name ‘cash’ stem from?  Does he only pay cash money when he goes out or something silly like that?  I’m still self-medicating, so excuse me if things are cownier than usual round heres.

P.S.  You can slap me for writing ‘Jessicash Walbarren’ once me neck heels up right proper.

Damn, I’m sad!

Has anyone ever sprained their neck?   How damn long does it take to start feeling better?  This is gross and painful!   I’ll be in and out with the posts prob for the next day or two.  If you see a post here, it means  I was feeling better for aproximately five minutes.  Either that,  or the lovely Janers posted it!   : ) 

My bloody neck HURTS!!!! 

Hope you all are doing much better than I am.

P.S.  I asterisked ( * ) all my dearly beloved blog buddies on the blogroll.   Give them a visit if you’re gangster like that.  Forgive me if I insulted your GD intelligence by adding that parenthetical notation. 

P.P.S.  My boyfriend hasn’t called me in hella days!  WTF?!

P.P.P.S.  Why am I obsessed with Paul Banks?  Maybe it has something to do with the boyf not calling me.  Or maybe that’s why the boyf’s not calling me…  vicious, vicious circle.