Will someone please tell these two slags that Whorlando Bloom is NOT gay? They are both in DENIAL. Wake up slags! Troublers agrees with me. Besides, if Whorly is gay why is he shagging me RIGHT NOW?
* Sorry. Daners and Janers and I are mentally ill slags and we do this stuff for kicks. Go back to your lives. So sorry to have bugged you.
* It’s Morrissey in Rome! Two of my favorite dings. Anyways, in case you heard a distressing rumor that Morrissey was going on a ‘farewell’ tour this fall, he says that shit is not true at all and whatever crashing bore said that needs to shove off! Just kidding. Click HERE if you want his actual verbage.
1498 – Vasco da Gama decides to depart Calicut and return to Portugal.
1533 – Spanish conquest of the Inca Empire: Inca emperor Atahualpa is executed in Cajamarca by the garrote by Spanish invaders known as Conquistadores.
1786 - Shays’ Rebellion, an armed uprising of Massachusetts farmers, begins in response to high debt and tax burdens.
1833 - The United Kingdom legislates the abolition of slavery in its empire.
2005 – Hurricane Katrina devastates much of the U.S. Gulf Coast from Louisiana to the Florida Panhandle, killing more than 1,836 and causing over $115 billion in damage.
Friends of Kate Moss are worried sick about their sexy and anorexic-looking dinoswhore. Says one of dem: “Kate has lost half a stone over the past three weeks and is virtually not eating at all. . . Her skin is in a terrible state and her hair is ratty and unkempt.”
Why? Poor Katers! I thought that because she was back with Pete, she was for sure back on the highway to heaven and health. Guess I was all sorts of wrong! By the way, the source I found this “article” from chose to include a pic of her with cellulite dimples on her thighs. WTF does that have to do with anything?
Is this Zahara overkill? Who cares, pics of Zahara and her daddy are super cute. Deal with it.
Keira Knightley turned up at the Venice Film Festival looking like Corpse Bride! Yeah, she’s naturally skinny and all that but this is skinny to the extreme. Her head looks abyssmally huge compared to the rest of her. Special Fug!
P.S. She’s usually pretty, WTF?
Kanye West may have some talent, but he sure is a whiny little slag. According to what I just read, he’s still pissed off with the Dixie Chicks for ”failing to acknowledge their fellow nominees when they won Record Of The Year at the 2007 Grammy Awards.” He’s also pissed that they beat out Gnarls’ Barkley’s “Crazy.”
This happened like 180 days ago! West admits he still feel bad for Gnarls Barkley, who he insists made the better song. Says West: ”How does Dixie Chicks win over Gnarls Barkley for Song Of The Year and not even mention them when they accept? They need to give awards to people who really deserve it.”
Um, this is funny as all hell. Do people really give a holy damn about who the Grammy Board chooses to acknowledge? I don’t! Grammies don’t mean shit! And if you need validation from anybody to prove you made a good record, you izz an idiot.
If you did, then yo’ crazy arse is crazy! In case you’re new here, be cognizant of the fact that I think Paul Banks is cute — and that’s it. Just for fun, I like to see what cool slags are saying about him in the message boards:
CrisRJtakes
Jul 10 2007, 04:30 PM
– je..je….sus Chri…s..t…. i have been noticed his ..nec.neck…
CAN I COMMENT SOMETHING MORE??
BETTER NO CRIS…..
burn you Banks!!!!
I will need to apply my investments on another banks, this(he) is saturated of Devil´s hands!!
Jul 11 2007, 09:00 PM
Paul Banks just does not give a fuck! And that’s why he can wear a medallion, white loafers and a ski hap all at once. It’s a weird combo but somehow he pulls it off
ely
Jul 12 2007, 08:08 AMQ
QUOTE(Lexy @ Jul 11 2007, 11:20 PM)
I’m really really sorry, and I hate to admit it…but the whole outfit is very tacky.. trousers and shoes could go, no probs, but the medal and the ski cap in such heat….and believe me that’s probably the first time that I’ve said something bad about “holy Paul”..forgive me all…and of course he looks hot just the same, he’s fit…blah blah..I know
and also, what a difference with the smart and classy outfit at T in the Park??
I mean Brit Brit! Geez, the meds, people! They will mess with your gray matter. I’m going to just say a bunch of words associated with Britney Spears and her life situation right now.
Here goes: Child protective services. K Fed is looking like roses dipped in Godiva chocolate next to her. Soda pop in bottles. Thighs. Tracks (for both hair and music). Domestics. Custody battle. Bad taste. Cheetos. Stains. Roots. Booty. Brain dead. Extra-special fug. Blue contact lenses. Absence of dignity. Rabies. Voodoo. Rug burns. Cracked Heels.
( * This shag or gag is dedicated to Janers, because I think she likes this dude and I’ve been bullying her tonight something awful).
… and that fug hobag is pretty much correct. Just kidding! I’m not a slut, you freak! Anyway, the Smashing Pumpkin fug was performing at the Reading Festival in England when he saw some nasty British slag take off her top. I think it was Jordan! Anyway he said this about it: “There’s something about a girl who’s willing to take her top off so quickly. . . American girls are sluts too.” Damn this is a stupid post! He just wants attention. And I gave it him because I’m real dumb.
P.S. He looks like Kiki Dunst.
Dear Anners,
I’m sorry for winding you up and calling your boyfriend gay. I take it all back, I think we all know gay men do not dress like this.
P.S. I really think he needs to invite homegirl back into his life so she can clean up his wardrobe and return him to his pre-stache days. She would be doing all womenfolk a favour.
Janners
Ha Ha Ha. Sorry, I know Janers luvs her some Kiki Dunst and she was talking a whole mess of garbage about Paul Banks and Whorlando Bloom on Daners’ site so she kinda deserves this. Anyway, Kiki’s outfit isn’t so bad, really. It just looks really matronly. And fug!
There’s no GD gossip, people!
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