Britney’s Favorite Website!

Have any of you ever been to the website I hate Starbucks.com?  Anyways, if you are in the mood for shits and giggles, you should motor on over to the link I’m providing.  The guy who runs the site gets a lot of “hate comments” from peeps who think he’s a looser [sic] for running the site. 

He is, but that’s his problem.   Just kidding!  He kicks ass!  His responses kick ass, too.  Damn,  Starbizucks has some loyal employees!

P.S.  I know Brit Brit wrote at least one of those comments.

I Hate Starbucks. Com

Oops, I’ve been neglecting the shag/gags!

Wentworth Miller is almost too pretty.  Almost.  Shag or Gag, slags?  BTW I think I need to arrange a shagfest to see who all you crazy slags decided was most shaggable since I started this dumbass series.   Laters.  

What’s in her ipod?

I was at my pal Danae’s site and she said Jennifer Aniston probably listens to “Foreigner.”  She’s prob right, huh?   Okay, that’s all.    I’m still sick and I’m going back to sleep.

P.S.   Yes, I’m aware that she’s not wearing an ipod in this pic.   She does look like she’s on her way to a Bon Jovi show, though, for reals.

Hot Slag Alert!

I can’t explain it but pictures like this of Sienners just make me adore her more. We can’t deny that we all sometimes get completely wasted a little tipsy from time to time and Sienners never makes any excuses or pretends to be something she isn’t. She reminds us ladies that it is ok to have a little fun in life and not feel bad about it.

 Janners

I’m sold!

I just ran across this tidbit about Tom Cruise and his religion.  Did you know that he is the “chosen one” of his faith to spread the gospel?  That’s nasty! 

Here, I quote verbatim:  “The religion’s founder, American science fiction writer L. Ron Hubbard, claimed extra-terrestrial beings were sent to Earth by intergalactic ruler Xenu, who then destroyed the aliens with hydrogen bombs in a volcano.  The aliens’ souls attached themselves to chosen humans, known as thetans, who will be one day be saved.”

That’s nasty!

Watch this video to see how suitable for scientology you are.

Sorcery

I hope to hell Banksy doesn’t visit these message boards.

* More reportage from the Paul Banks front.   The slags in the message boards is getting tame!   I like “Wilbur” the best.  She’s cool beans.   And I have no idea who the foxy slag is in the pic with Paul.   Lucky beyotch!  Just kidding.

Say Hello

May 2 2007, 10:16 PM

Yoa are being watch by the Ass moderators.  Look out.  Paul does have a nice ass do you think great lyrics like “Oh Yeah, Right On, It’s so good..” can just come to someone’s mind like an epiphany. Ofcource not. We all know that one day he was looking at his ass in the mirror and the words just spilled out. His ass is the inspiration for most of his lyrics. ” She says I was prey to the female…..” “1, 2, 3 Do me….” “Let’s see about this ham” “We all go downstown sometime…” Coincidence ? I think not.

To The Angels

May 2 2007, 11:18 PM

QUOTE(say hello @ May 3 2007, 12:16 AM)

Yoa are being watch by the Ass moderators. Look out. Paul does have a nice ass do you think great lyrics like “Oh Yeah, Right On, It’s so good..” can just come to someone’s mind like an epiphany. Ofcource not. We all know that one day he was looking at his ass in the mirror and the words just spilled out. His ass is the inspiration for most of his lyrics. ” She says I was prey to the female…..” “1, 2, 3 Do me….” “Let’s see about this ham” “We all go downstown sometime…” Coincidence ? I think not.

do..do you think????what a kind of mirror is it necessary to take a great angle of his derrière reflection???196.850 to 196.850 inches???  How much you want for your mirror Banks????   start the Auction!!   U$1000,00 just to start!!!!!

New Pork Cares 

Jan 6 2007, 10:15 PM

I think I’m tired of reading about how cute is Paul

Archimedes

Jan 20 2007, 10:46 PM

QUOTE(New Pork Cares@ Jan 6 2007, 10:15 PM)
I think I’m tired of reading about how cute is Paul

thats the threat for !

ps:  you can’t say that cos you are one of the most stupid girls talking about how cute is Paul …and doing stupid threats like umm… if i dont remenber you were the girl who made that threat which was so stupid ..you said that you were trying to stole a rose from some garden then the lady (the owner of the garden) started to yelling at you and then you show her paul’s pic and she said that he was so cute?

Wilbur

Feb 5 2007, 06:19 PM

I think that
he is fat!
He sings very very bad!
In each song all is full of “LOVE”
His face… o please I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
(LOL)
enjoy

Crazy Slag Alert!

Because the following tale sucks, I thought I’d cheer it up a bit with a pic of Lindsay Lohan being a normal girl.  Are booze and drugs really more fun than rollerblading in Venice Beach?  Me thinks not.

Anyway, Linds is in big troubs at Rehab because she got tested for drugs and wah-lah, drug usage showed up in the results!   Apparently this pissed her off because, at some point during the test, she  “screamed and cursed at the medical director before storming out of the room.”   Oooh, that’s scary.  

Oh and there’s more trash:   Linds also got caught doing the hokey pokey in the bathroom with a fellow drug abuser.   ‘Hokey pokey’ is a polite term for you know what.   Nasty.

Sorcery

Rihanna may be dating Even Stevens

I mean Shia Laboeuf!   Rihanna  was just talking about wanting to bag a British dude, but I guess she gave up that quest and settled on Shia.   If I remembered my source, I’d list it here, but since I forgot, I can’t do all that.   But whatevs, she is saying that they are just friends and stuff, but they shared what someone described as a “romantic dinner date” at some Bev Hills restaurant the other day.

Exciting stuff! 

On This Day in History: August 31, 2007

A.D. 12:   Caligula is born.   That means “little boots.”   He was actually a good dude for like three months but then he went all sorts of crazy and eventually his ass got wacked.  I dare you to go rent Caligula at the video store.

161:  The Roman Emperor, Commodus, is born.   He was a crazy bitch, too, and there’s no excuse for this because his pop was Marcus Aurelius — a good stoic man.   He was played by Joaquin Phoenix in Gladiator.

1888:   Jack the Ripper’s first victim, Mary Ann Nichols is murdered.

1935:   Civil Rights leader and prominent memeber of the Black Panthers, Eldridge Cleaver is born.  

1997:  Princess Diana is killed in a car crash in Paris.   Sad day.