Split!

It’s so dramatic just writing ‘Split!”  I learned it from the boys over at Us Weekly.  Anyway, they are reporting that Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams have split up.  Why is this news?  These two fly so far under the radar that they weren’t even categories  on this blog until right now.

I guess they started behaving the way they are in this picture to each other.  The past predicts the present and the present predicts the future or something.   I don’t even know what I’m talking about.   Anyway, I hate break-ups!  Slags need to learn how to get over the hurdles!   

Sorcery

Party at Anners’ tonight!

Um this is our 1,001 post!   Sick!  So you are all invited to my party in celebration of this momentous occasion!   WhOrly Bloom will be there (nekkid) to greet you at the door.  Just kidding.   I’m still stuck at home with a badly bruised neck, so alas, NO PARTY.   But really, I just wanted to thank you slags for laughing at me and Janers this long.  Really, I mean it. 

Signed,

“Paul Banks’ little Jackhammer”

  

I heart Search Engine Queries.

Angelina Jolly and Bread pit home:   First of all — Ha Ha.  I’m sorry.  I love typHos.  ‘Bread Pit’?   Ha Ha.   This is my favorite picture of Angelina “Jolly,” BTW. 

Who is Justin Theroux dating?    Who the bloody hell cares?   And who is Justin Theroux?   Hee Hee.   

Travis Oliver    Yes!   I’m not the only one who thinks he’s hot stuff.  He’s a really handsome gent, all ye slags.  

Does Paul Sculfor love Jennifer Aniston?   Jennifer Aniston, you truly need to stop this.  Stop googling yourself!   And no, he doesn’t!  Not anymore.   Furthermore, he never did!   Just Kidding.

Girls Morphing    No comment.  But for some reason a picture of Ashlee Simpson came up when I did an image search on this one.

On This Day in History: September 1, 2007

* Milla Jovovich is really cute and she made a really nice album like 13 years ago.  That’s all I have to say.   I wonder if she’s preggers?  She has that ‘glow.’  Hee Hee.  

* Not much happened worth talking about in History, but you know what?  It’s a new month, and that’s cool.  Happy September, slags.  May this be your most fruitful and slagalicious month evas.

* Louis XIV, the “sun king,” died today in 1715.   Did you know that freak ruled for 72 years?  That’s almost as long as George Bush!   Ha Ha.  No, it just seems that long. 

* The Liberty Bell arrived in Philadelphia in 1752.   Libery and Justice for all, slags!  Or so they said.