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Photoshop works both ways

September 3, 2007 jane121 4 comments

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Once again not much is going on in celebrity gossip land so I decided to post this here picture from over at Planet Hiltron.

Janers

Brangelina Update

September 3, 2007 jane121 2 comments

 

In case you can’t tell all of the regulars here at Kate Blogsworth are all Fangelinas.

The whole Brangie clan are currently in Italy for the Venice film festival where Brad is promoting his latest film, The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford. Whilst on the subject of fatherhood Brad told reporters that, “It’s the most fun I have ever had and also the biggest pain in the ass I have ever experienced. I love it and I can’t recommend it any more highly.” He also said that he felt ready for a fifth child.

It is obvious that Brad is a wonderful dad and that he, Angie and their kids are as strong and happy as ever.

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Posted by: Janers

Is that Tom’s Mother?

September 3, 2007 jane121 7 comments

Only meth can age you this fast ….. or being married to Tom Cruise. I guess it’s true that once you become a scientologist there is no need for drugs, the religion does enough damage on its own.

Does anyone else find it creepy that Katie is morphing into Tom Cruise? She could pass as his sister and by the looks of it soon she will be able to pass as his mother. It funny when you realise she is young enough to be his daughter. It’s all starting to become a bit Jerry Springer if you ask me.

Lets have a little poll, is Katie:

A: Being sleep deprived by Tom so that it will be easier to control her                                               

B: Has about 5 alien souls sucking the life out of her (suffering depression in scientology speak).

C: Is secretly hitting the illicit drugs hardcore in order to cope with being married to Tom

D: All of the above

Posted by: Janers

Choking Hazard

September 3, 2007 jane121 5 comments

No you can’t eat it Britney. When the mother is about to chew or swallow a small plastic toy what hope do the toddlers have?

Janers

Categories: Britney Spears

WTF?

September 3, 2007 Anners Scribonia Leave a comment

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I lied!   One more post.  The Daily Mail has pictures of Kate Moss running around with some dude (literally!) and because of this, they’re speculating that she’s either no longer with Pete or no longer with Pete!  That was redundant as bloody hell and I apologize.

WTF?  That slag needs to stay with Dirtyho!  It’s the only way I can get back to sleep.  It’s his eyes, folks.  Have you ever seen Pete Doherty’s eyes?  I’m sure he ripped them out of some angel’s face.

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Categories: Kate Moss, Pete Doherty

Have a good Labor Day, folk.

September 3, 2007 Anners Scribonia 11 comments

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I’m taking the day off because I’m tired.  I think I slept 12 hours total last week  and that’s just gross.   Here’s picture of you know who — my boyfriend.  Ha Ha.  I’ll be back in the wee hours of the night  ( as usual).  Have a good one, all ye slags! 

Please go visit my friends on the blogroll or I’ll be forced to break your kneecaps.  They have one of these { * }.

Cheers,

Anners  

Categories: From Anna, Jimmy Kimmel

Super Fug

September 3, 2007 Anners Scribonia 6 comments

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As much as I want to say Maggie Gyllenhaal is fug, I can’t do it because there is something cute about her that I can’t quite put me finger on.  That “something”, however, is MISSING in these pics from her new gig at Agent Provacateur!  Super Fug!  Who took these shots?  Whoever they is, they have a real eye for capturing the essence of fugly.

More Fug:

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Categories: Maggie Gyllenhaal

Stop the presses!

September 3, 2007 Anners Scribonia Leave a comment

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Kate Middleton is going to quit her job as an accessories buyer at Jigsaw to devote herself to her photography.  I think the three-day work week she had there was killing her right proper!  Just kidding.  Anyway, she wants to get serious about the art thing and start exhibiting her work at the “best galleries.”

Way to start small, Katers!

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