People who do these types of posts are low, sad, bitchy, bitter & pathetic but since I’m bored and probably all of these things, here goes:
Well we have come to expect nothing less from Britney over the years but at least she appears to be carrying a sandwich and not a packet of cheetos.
Why does Pepe Jeans think shooting their ads in water is a good idear? Pee Pee Jeans! Sienners looks creepy, too. She looks like she just woke up from a ROUGH nap and she’s pissed that nobody woke her up in time to watch Maury PoBitch. I mean Maury Povich.
Jude Law got his arse thrown in jail the other day for roughing up a photog. That is against the LAW! Ha Ha. He was trying to take the dude’s camera and rage took over or something. Why do actor’s hate cameras so much? Whatevs. Hot Fuzz was a good movie. It would have been better if Judes had killed him, though, because I’m “such a fan of murrrder.”
Here’s some London coppers Bobbies.
Jaslean is really slight. Some girls are just born like this. I swear to God I went to San Francisco State University to check out their Grad program and I saw a girl who was probably no more than 8 inches wide from shoulder to shoulder. Her hips wuz even smaller, of course!
Was Jasleen in San Francisco yesterday? If she was, I hope she stocked up on the soudough bread stuffs.
If they’re going to start blocking peeps from the U.S. can they add these two fugly slags to the list?
1. Jordan
2. Katie Price
* Okay, I’m obviously off my head and tired. Plus I just wanted to post a pic of Lily Allen in her Nikes. ** Yes, I know that Jordan and Katie Price are the same FUG slag.
I mean, they never said they loved each other. So don’t kill me! Here, I have proof! The “angie” part of “Brangie” recently told some slags that: “I don’t think we’ve ever said ‘I love you’. I mean, I’m sure we have, but we would punch each other in the arm first!”
Yeah, right! If Brad punched her in da arm, her arm would fall right the hell off. I’ve seen cornish hens with bigger arms dan Angie! Angie would also like to add that people were speculating that she and Brad were sessually in love before they even ever were. Says Angie: ”I think the world knew before I did.”
Yeah, we did! But Jack Ass didn’t!
Paris Hilton told the slags at ELLE Magazine that she’s ready to make baby. Said Paris: ”I want kids next year, so I’ve got to get my body ready.” WTF does that mean? Bazooka, your body’s been ready for this for sixteen years — when you first started doing the nekkid hokey pokey.
By the way, the article I found this crap from also says that inmates who served with Paris told her that she got a raw deal, and one even said: ”. . . ’It’s ridiculous you’re in here. I’m in here for murder.’ “
Yeah? So was she. She murdered my eardrums with her dumbfuck album. Here’s a pic of her singing that stupid Stars are blind song. Not just blind, though — deaf and dumb!
“A picture is a fact.”
[ Ludwig Wittgenstein ]
Jane’s favorite slag whore looks like she hurt her ginormous cranium. Sad, that. BTW, when I call Sienners a ’slag whore’ I mean nothing by it. In fact, I’m falling in love with her. So is Jane and so Daners. Not Jude, though! He’s sick of her arse!
Seriously, though, she looks hurt real bad.
Ha Ha. I should stop incorporating the word “Ho” into other words. No, it’s too fun. Here’s a pic of Paulie. I’ll add some crazy fan stuff here laters. Paul Banks is Hot stuffs!
* UPDATE: Uh, no I won’t add crazy fan stuffs after all. It would just distract from his vibe. I’m turning into one of the crazies, though — fast.
1666 – Great Fire of London ends, destroying 10,000 buildings including St. Paul’s Cathedral. Sixteen people die.
1781 – Battle of the Chesapeake in the American Revolutionary War.
1793 – French Revolution — The French National Convention initiates the Reign of Terror.
1957 - Jack Kerouac’s novel On the Road is published, a defining work of the postwar Beat Generation. Also, the first book I hunted down like a dog at my high school library. I so wanted to be a little beat girl! By the way, the street in the picture is an ACTUAL street in San Francisco. Booyah.
When a massive amount of media turned up to film a student protest Zoo Weekly (a piece of shit magazine) couldn’t help but take advantage of the exposure. Five models in bikini tops and tiny shorts (who were holding up banners with tacky and crude double meanings) arrived which drew the majority of the cameras away from the protest itself — much to the organisers’ dismay.
“What does APEC stand for?” asked one agitated protestor to the scantily-clad young women. None of them could give her an answer. A 14 year-old protestor also said,”I think that was actually the most ridiculous thing I have seen in my life. Trying to sell sex when we’re trying to get a point across.”
A bunch of young students get together to voice their political opinions and these uneducated tramps ruin it for them for a bit of publicity? What has the world come to? I really not one for violence but I would personally like to slap each one of those sluts.
Posted by: Janers
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