Kate looks great. And Tom has a weird little head. Did you think there was more news? If ya did, boy were you WRONG!
Keira Knightley is an idiot. I used to think she was sort of cool because she dresses like ungodly crap, but now I just want to punch her in the thorax (I don’t even know what that is or means). She is either complaining about people saying she’s too skinny or agreeing with them by voicing the desire to be Beth Ditto. Either that, or she’s bemoaning the price of fame by wearing $25 dollar dresses or showing up at premieres looking like a GD resurrected mummy.
Some slag at Vogue totally called her on this. They straight up asked her: “Why da hell you gonna cry about hos talking about your bod and invading your privacy, when u izz all nekkid in the Chanel ads?” That is a direct quote, peoples!!! Hee Hee. Anyway, this is what Keira said: “Of course I want to have my cake and eat it. Who doesn’t want to have their cake and eat it? Show me that person.”
That slag don’t want no cake! She sure as hell woudn’t eat it either.
P.S. Rupert has seen better days. Me thinks he don’t eat no cake, either. And what the HELL is he holding?
P.P.S. I just wikied ‘thorax’. I could punch her there if she were an ant or some other creature with an exoskeleton. Since she’s not, I guess I would have to punch her in the chest. Doesn’t sound as good, though.
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