Kate Moss updates

Wow, that Kater Moss sure is lucky.  She has people like Naomi Campbell and Kelly Osbourne in her corner!  Naomi is way glad she’s no longer with Pete DirtyHo, and this is what Naomi had to say about Kate moving on to another smelly bastard by the name of Jamie Hince:   ”I hear Kate has a new man. That’s fantastic – good for her.  As long as he’s not like that a***hole Pete. Urgh!  I hated the way he treated her.  I don’t mind if her new guy’s a rocker, as long as he looks after her.  I’m so happy for Kate.  She truly deserves the best.”

True dat! 

Kelly Osbourne also opened her gob to say that Kate is so misrepresented in the media that it has got her so suicidal (just kidding).  Says Kelly:  ”We were on holiday in Spain recently and there was a full staff there, but she got up every morning, made her own breakfast, cleared it up and then made breakfast for other people. . .  Kate made me scrambled eggs in bed one day when I wasn’t feeling well. I think people forget she’s a mum. . .  I felt terrible, and she put me in bed and sat with me.  She’s a good person.”

For reals?   Whodafuhcares? 

Sorcery A + B

* Here’s a pic of Kate being a mum, in case you had forgotten.

Janers, Paul is NOT scary

He’s sessy.   Sessy as hell.  Okay, I missed a few days.   I went to some boards but they were tame.   Just chatter about how Banksy is losing too much weight and how Interpol’s album just dropped out of the Billboard top 200.  Screw Billboard!   And screw all of yov losers who bought the High School MusicHo CD instead.   And screw yov for anything else you bovght.  Jvst kidding.   Interpol will recover; they have rabid fans like me to svpport them.  

P.S.  Janers, please go svpport my boyfriend and bvy his CD.

P.P.S.   Paul Banks is sessy.

 

The obligatory Bozzy post

Here’s Bozzy walking with a red purse and holding a very tiny envelope.   Why am I sharing this with you?   No bloody idear!  By the way, this slag is on time out until she shows up somewhere with Jamers, because that dude is hot menfolk!

Daily Quote, Illustrated

“Actors die so loud.”

[ Henry Miller ] 

Hi Malers!

I lost my password to comment on your blog, so I just wanted to say hi. 

* Mala has a really cool blog.  So do all my other fwends:  Danae’s Bored, Snarky Black Chicks, Noticias-Chismes, Kollege Years, The Beatniks. 

Dear Jennifer Aniston

Dear Jack Ass,

Stop googling yourself.   Stop haunting my blog!  You’re stealing the thunder from Paul Banks.   Take out those damn ipod earplugs and listen to me!  It’s not cute anymore.  I know you have issues, but take them elsewhere, you loser!   Stop coming to Kateblogsworth.wordpress.com and clicking on your stupid arse post just to be on top.   Go away. 

Toodles,

Anners & Daners

P.S.   I just saw Friends With Money on cable and Frances McDormand is a hot GD slag.  

Cristiano Ronaldo has a nice arse!

Thank yov Daners, for reminding my arse abovt this!!   

On This Day in History: September 13, 2007

Ancient Roman Stuffs:

509 BC:  The Temple of Jupiter is dedicated on the Capitoline Hill in Rome.  This is also the founding year of the Roman Republic.  Oh, and today is the Ides of September, skanks.  AD 81:   Emperor Titus dies.  AD 122:  Construction begins on Hadrian’s Wall. 

Middle Ages Stuffs:

1221:  St. Francis of Assisi was afflicted with stigmata.  1321:  Dante Alighieri dies.  He wrote The Divine Comedy.   He’s in the 9th circle of hell.  Just Kidding. **1503:  Michaelangelo begins carving David from a faulty block of marble. 

Modern Stuffs:

1814:  Francis Scott Key writes the Star Spangled Banner.  1899: Henry Bliss is the first in the U.S. to be killed in a car accident.  1977:  Fiona Apple is born.  I like her HEAPS.