Is Hewlett Packard sneaking in a couple friends under her dress? This should only be worn if sitting on top of a Christmas tree is part of your job description.
* Yeah, so I have a small crvsh on Pavl Banks from Interpol. Here’s Slow Hands off Antics. I hate mvsic videos, thovgh. This isn’t even my favorite song. I can really sell things, can’t I? Bvt Pavl’s cvte, so it’s all worth it!
* Here they are on David Letterman, too. The Heinrich Maneuver, bitches. Damn, Pavl is cvte!
* At some point, I will cease svbstitvting “V” for “U”.
* Have a good day everybody.
16 – Drusilla, sister of Caligula is born. Click the link for the dirt.
96 - Domitian, Roman Emperor dies. Total wanker.
1776 - American Revolutionary War: the Battle of Harlem Heights is fought.
1795 – United Kingdom conquers Cape Town, South Africa.
1949 – First Wile E. Coyote and Road Runner episode- Fast and Furry-ous is aired.
1955 – Juan Perón is deposed in Argentina.
1966 – The Metropolitan Opera House opens at Lincoln Center in New York City to the world premiere of Samuel Barber’s opera, Antony and Cleopatra.
Harlequin here’s some Josh Holloway. Will you stop bugging me about the lack of Aidan Quinn posts now? Hee. Hee.
* Sorry people. Like I said ignore this post. Unless your name is Afro, Janers, Daners, Trouvbers, Malers, or Harlequin.
Afro: Did you know that Cena = ‘Dinner’ in Latin?
Here he is dining al fresco with Kimora Lee Simmons. She used to be married to Richard Simmons. Okay, that was severely stupid. Russell Simmons, I meant. It’d be cooler if she had been married to Richard, though. What’s he up to these days? I miss Richard.
Djimon has a cool face and he seems nice and I’m even starting to forgive him for hanging out with Cameron Diaz a few months ago. Yep, I have NO life!
Melanie Brown decided to wear this in public. Not a good look. It’s the perfect outfit for Pluto, but not so much L.A. Maybe she’s a scientologist, though.
Jennifer Lopez is a triple threat! She can’t sing, act, or design a GD top! Don’t be fooled by the rocks that she’s got people! Earth to Lopez: You are not Anna Sui. And why do you look so scared — because you just designed a bunch of crap?
^ “My modeling career began and ended on the same damn day thanks to J.Ho.”
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