This Picture is old as hell!
But that’s beside the point. It was taken back when Whorlando was HOT, and that’s all that matters. Where in the bloody hell is he? You know what, I am seriously thinking of jumping off the Whorly train because, first of all, he’s turning into a gigantic perv (hello, remember that rubbish about wanting to bury his face in Elle McPherson’s bosoms?), and second of all, he has yet to shave that disgusting, slimy stache and re-bless the world with his UNGODLY beauty.
P.S. Whorly, in case you’re reading this (ha ha): Elizabethtown blew chunks. So did Haven. But Haven was worth watching for two reasons: 1. You looked about ten pounds heavier 2. You said the ‘F’ word and ‘cubicle’ in the same breath! That was bloody hot. If you ever want to make out, just leave me a comment. Laters, bytch!


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