I should be writing an essay but this is just too adorable and I had to share it.
October 31, 2007
Ashtanga
Morgan just sent me some pics of Banksy! And look — he’s bringing me some applejuice. Woot! I’m gonna do a messboard thing tomorrow and I’m just posting this because Morgan’s cool beans and Banksy is cute, and also because that last post I did was all sorts of bitter (and possibly retarded). Sorry! Anners is emotional this week. Why am I talking about myself in the third person? Hope you guys have a good day!
Unstoppable! – except by parked cars
Annerzzz, I’m sorry I spent all day trying to bait you into a political arguement, I have a pathological condition where I can’t help myself doing that but it is probably good that you didn’t bite. So I found you a pressie – It’s Whorlando Bloom walking his doggie.
Excuse me a moment, … but …um… BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – just needed to get that out of my system – I totally retract all the times I have called him gay coz NO gay guy has style this bad – not even Perez Hilton. I guess his stylist abandoned his gangly arse after she got injured in that crash or something.
P.S. The orginal post of this blog was ‘a present for Anners’ but my inner gossip bitch was too strong. You can’t say I didn’t try to be nice.
I luv V, Koala Bear Janers!
Sorry I kept saying “Donuts” everytime you tried to vent. Have a good day tomorrow, me going to bed. By they way, why aren’t you studying?
: )
Censorship Is Fun!!!!! (Ignore this post)
Apparently it is only okay to read “music-related” literature about Interpol! That’s according to the woman who emailed me yesterday. Bah hobag to that. In all seriousness, I doubt that Paul Banks or any other member of Interpol would have a problem with this blog. All I basically say here is that: Paul is cute. I like this band. Here’s a Youtube of such and such song. Their albums are perfect. They have crazy fans on the messboards.
What the hell is the problem with this? Don’t send me any more creepy moralizing emails, okay? You will be directing them toward someone who thinks that you have acute psychological damage and will not be responding to that idiotic stuff anymore. If Paul Banks wishes for me shut the phuck up about how sessy he is, I will do so; but he’s going to have to shag me phirst. Just kidding!
P.S. Why do you people who have not yet purchased an Interpol album not feel all sorts of shame with yourselves? Just Kidding!
P.P.S. I really loathe condescending people who think that they could possibly ever make me feel bad about myself. They don’t deserve any more of time, but this was cathartic!
P.P.P.S Do u think Paul wants to shag Whorlando? judging from that pic I’d say yes.
^ This was Janers trying to be phunny. Remind me to slap her! *** Sorry for the semi-bitter Banksy post, ladies!
On This Day In History — October 31st
* Happy Halloween! Anybody going to a party? Dressing up? Nope? Whatever, be safe. Score some free Kit Kats.
445 BC: Ezra reads the Book of Law to the Israelites in Jerusalem.
475: Romulus Augustulus is proclaimed Roman Emperor. He would be the last of The Western Roman Emperors. That’s sort of a big deal! Or maybe it’s not. Depends on how much you care.
1517: Martin Luther posts his 95 theses on the doors of the The Castle Church in Wittenberg. Reformation!
1864: Nevada is admitted as the 36th State.
1926: Harry Houdini, the famed magician dies.
1993: Sad day — River Phoenix and Frederico Fellini die. Roma is a great film. You should seriously rent that. Or Netflix it or something.
October 30, 2007
“Je Deteste Une Hobby Horse!”
Kate Moss is not fond of Sienner Miller at all! Yeah, nobody cares, including me. Anyways, Kate used to be crumpet buddies with Sienner’s new boyfriend, Rhys Ifans, and she feels that Sienner is encroaching on her social circle. Haha! I love that word ‘encroaching’ — hardly ever get to use it!
Things are so bad that Katers and Sienners got into verbal fisticuffs at some bytches wedding a few weeks ago, and now Kate is telling Rhys that Sienner’s is bad news! Says a source: “Kate isn’t happy. Rhys was her main male friend in her close-knit group. She isn’t keen on Sienna. There is definite tension between them.”
Ah, it’s always hard when the friend and the the new love don’t get along. Poor Rhys, caught in the middle of two such fine slags! Okay, that was fake compassion. Seriously I hope he’s having headaches all over the place because I’m sick and bloody tired of documenting his domestic and romantic entanglements!
HOtel Rwanda
Paris Hilton kills me! By the way, she is not flaking on Rwanda! Her trip for next month was cancelled, but she is not turing her back on Rwanda and she will go there next year as soon as the organization that is coordinating the trip gets its shit together. Says Paris: “I know Rwanda went through a lot of traumatic experiences, and I feel like if I go there, I can help save some lives.”
No comment.
A Woman Of No Importance
I’m not being mean! That is the name of the next movie Sienner’s going to act in. Hahahhahahahahhahahahahahahha. Sorry, that’s immature and stupid. But so is this blog! I actually like Sienna Miller. She’s got a personality and she gives us lots to blog about. Plus she looks like a human hobby horse, and that’s quite an achievement! Oh one more thing! Sienner’s boyfriend, Rhys Ifans, wants her to marry him, but so far, La Hobby Horse has declined him like 5 bloody times.
^ Viva La Hobby Horse! Maledito!
