She’s a mother of four, a humanitarian and an Oscar winning actress – but Angelina Jolie still knows how to have a good ole time! Even the most hardest working women have to let their hair down once in a while.
P.S. Why do tabloids have to write that a star needs rehab after they are snapped enjoying a couple of glasses of champagne?
It’s rude to point, bytches! Damn it, Nick Cannon and his sweetiepie, Selita Ebanks, have split the hell up. No one knows why and no one cares. Just kidding. Their reps say it all came down to their careers. That’s great! Cuz I have no clue what either of them does for a living. Just kidding. I’m so full of it: She models crap and dates actors and singers, and he acts and sings and dates models who model crap!
I’m sorry if I’m going bonkers. I can’t sleep! I just got a year older today! Biological Clock! My boyfriend is not in town! Me bored! Sad! Older! And because I’m a loser, I went searching for the meaning of my birth date on da web. Goodbye to all the readers I just lost forever! It’s been nice!
What a birth date that falls on the 4th means:
“Practical and proud, disciplined and reliable, fours are the workhorses of the number chart. If you need someone to manage a project for you, get a four! If you’re a four, you probably have an artistic talent, but struggle with how to express it.”
So true, mofos!
My Starmates:
Orlando Bloom, Justin Timberlake, Tyra Banks, Lance Bass, Angelina Jolie, Beyoncé Knowles, Jay-Z, Scarlett Johansson, P. Diddy
I knew me and Whorelando Bloom were bloody well meant to be! Ignore the rest of that trainwreck of a list! Except for Angie and Jay-Z. Hotness.
Click HERE if you want to know what your dumbass birthdate means, too!
610 AD: Heraclius leaves Africa to overthrow Phocas in Constantinople and become the next Emperor of Byzantium. Bloodbath!
1937: Jackie Collins is born! Yes! Lady Boss!
1941: Anne Rice is born! Spooky!
1950: First appearance of Snoopy.
1970: Janis Joplin dies of an overdose. Are you listening, Lindsay?
1974: Anne Sexton dies. She was a damn poet!
Cameron Diaz’s face is as round as the moon! That’s why I said that. Oh, chill the hell out. I am kidding! Her beauty is out of this world! Anyway, I heard that she is dating Bradley Cooper now. Who is Bradley Cooper? Who cares?
I’m a GD liar! Ha Ha ah haha hahah. I saw Samuel L. Jackson in this. Ha!
Okay, I promise this is the last video post. But I feel like sharing the love, peoples! Beck is great stuff. This song is cute!
I jumped on the Jesus and Mary Chain train pwetty late considering they’ve been a band since before I was prob born. But here’s where I jumped on! Hope Sandoval! At one stage I wanted to marry William Reid, but then I heard that he once punched Hope plum in da face! So then I wanted to marry Jim Reid! Then I decided that was a bad idea, too. They is Scottish! Heavy drinkers! By the way, William is the one that looks like a cat exploded on his head.
By the way, last I heard Hope lived in Berkeley. Is this true? Because I have not bumped into her at Caffe Strada or anything.
I luv The Cure. There’s no gossip and it’s my bloody birthday, so I think I am going to just post some videos of one of my favorite bands before the insomnia wears off. Here’s the 13th! For some reason it’s my favorite Cure song. It just makes me happy! It sounds better on CD or ipod or whatever, not this shitty youtube capture, but whatevs! I luv dis song so much.
P.S. I know peeps have the tendency to skip over youtube posts, but um, do yourselves a damn favor and relish this shiz.
More video’s after the beep!
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